President-Elect Barack Obama Acting All Like He's President or Something
Barack Obama — a guy who's totally not even the sitting President of the United States — held a press conference in Chicago today to discuss his response to the nation's failing economy, like he thinks he's all hot shit and stuff…
"I do not underestimate the enormity of the task that lies ahead," Mr. Obama said at his first news conference since his victory over Senator John McCain on Tuesday. He said he was certain that "some difficult choices" will have to be made.
"It's not going to be quick, and it's not going to be easy to dig ourselves out of the hole that we're in," Mr. Obama said.
And not once during his speech did he make an inappropriate remark about sex, race or physical deformities of any of the dozens of reporters in attendance. Not even Candy Crowley. In fact, he even went so far as conduct himself with decorum and an air of studied intelligence and restraint. Because, I guess he's all cool like that, ya know. Jeeze.
Oh, and get a load of this. He was standing before a large group of financial advisors, drawn from a pool of the most competent and accomplished economic and political experts in the nation. What a bunch of shit!
I guess this is what you can look forward to for the next four years, America. Get used to it.
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@wrong… retards will always win as fuckturds such as Dennis is alive.
hey stewart and colbert, in case you read this, can you do something so dennis can be part of the jobless statistics? he is the lamest contributor/writer in your team. i believe he's better writing for "sex with medicine cabinets of John McCain magazine" than for your shows/this website.
The way I read it, Dennis was mocking himself. It's sarcasm on sarcasm, I understood that Dennis was giving our new President Elect a lot of credit and admiring his composure in the press conference and his clearly intelligent and well thought out decision to have knowledgeable and credible economist supporting him in the back ground.
Yup. I'm pretty much right. This country is retarded.
Is there really a need to analyze those comments Bobbie? I mean, you do understand that talking to a wooden stump will only get you so far? Not to insult stumps mind you. This blog never has satire, sarcasm, or wit. It's very much known to be mundane and similar to The Economist. I would very much like for that hemorrhoid to explain itself, yet, do not want to give it any credit aside from my induction the country is retarded. Any reasonable person… no, even right-wing neo-cons who read that drivel would immediately realize why Planned Parenthood is a benevolent association. T.T. Boy, the instrument unwittingly trumpeting the preservation of Roe v. Wade.
i guess you have to be semi-educated to read into sarcasm. wrong, as we all know, is a bag of douche. you're so clever with your opinions! and i suppose you have to be semi-American to support the next president. mccain supporters are still pissed even though he got killed – fucking killed – in the election. get over it you cunts.
Let me make this perfectly clear. Ahem. I thought sniping at Dennis was retarded. I voted for Obama with acorns hanging from my crotch. I also like weed. When I said this country was retarded, it was because of retarded comments not understanding sarcasm or calling for the death of someone. Proving my point again. When the going gets good, the good get stupid.
I don't know. Sometimes, people should really consider slitting their wrists with a really dull spoon.
I've changed my mind and agree with Dennis. Just who does Obama think he is? How dare he have a sign on the podium saying "The Office: President Elect?" Obama should just be quiet and not explain himself to anyone. Clearly, Obama is using The Bush Doctrine against Bush and this blessed nation. I see the errors in my ways. That tricky Muslim.
He was standing before a large group of financial advisors, drawn from a pool of the most competent and accomplished economic and political experts in the nation….
uh…. what?! in all seriousness, these people are not much of a departure from what we have currently.
here's a breakdown:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&sid=aNCFKvAMUQ6w&refer=home
hate to be a sore thumb, but reality intrudes