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November 7 at 3:52AM

Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:

Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.

  1. You are quite right there NoLongerDesperate. I enjoy the wisdom of someone who has seen many come and go. I am a Sarah Palin fan but do look to both sides of the coin. I might agree with one of those adverbs. I like your calm mannerism. Nice choice of words.

    by Oh what a web we weave November 12th at 11:54AM
  2. And now my brothers and sisters…another quote from a closed- minded Republican judging us for our right to freedom of speech…Hmmm..let's see this website is Comedy Central…right? The key word being COMEDY! "This site is so dumb, you actually think you are hurting Sarah Palin? I love how Karma works and will sit and smile when you sit there looking so dumb while trying to figure out why the law of cause and effect has come to hunt you down.
    Your childish immoral stunts like this do nothing but fuel ignorance and generate twits on this site. Your mother must be so proud.
    Sarah Palin will rise and squash you like the dog sh*t you are! Have a nice day. ;) "
    No, my Republican friend…your momma must be so proud that you don't have a sense of humor!!!

    by Wow ignorance runs rampant on this site November 12th at 8:59AM
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    by sarah young November 12th at 9:30PM
  3. Hmmm..let's see this website is Comedy Central…right? The key word being COMEDY!
    Your momma must be so proud that you don't have a sense of humor "Wow ignorance runs rampant on this site".

    by sarah young November 12th at 9:33PM
  4. Big suprise an african american initiated this stupidity, It is idiots like him that give a bad name to the educated literate people of color.

    by bjg November 12th at 10:24PM
  5. Sarah Palin's new election slogan – Comedy first!

    by Bubya November 13th at 4:36AM
  6. A character on one of the "Law and Order" franchises was described by this brilliant bit: "She couldn't write a sentence if you spotted her the noun and the verb."

    Substitute "speak" for "write" in that description, and you have Sarah Palin. And she was a journalism major in college! None of her ideas are complex, but she has such difficulty expressing them, that by the time she reaches the end of her train of thought, she has long since forgotten where her little choo-choo was headed!

    by NoLongerDesperate November 13th at 8:50AM
  7. Ignorance? What?

    Read between the lines, that guy Wyatt Cenac is just making fun of what the outrageous things that have been said about Palin (and which are probably true).

    She didn't know Africa was a continent. Come on man, Come on.

    by Nik B November 13th at 12:36PM
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    Sarah Palin is so dumb she put blow job on here resume.
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    (2nd time listed)

    by Redwoodser November 13th at 3:11PM
  9. There is an early tape that has Sarah Palin saying that come January 25th we'll have a new president!
    While technically that is true,….

    by Aggie Lukaszewski November 19th at 5:50AM
  10. Sarah Palin is so dumb, she makes morons on Fox News seem like rocket scientists.

    by daringtexan November 22nd at 6:08PM
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