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November 7 at 3:52AM

Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:

Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.

  1. S P is so dumb, that she believes that she can be nominated for Prez by a party based in the South and Great Plains, where the majority religion (So. Bapt) reads the Bible to mean that women may never occupy positions of authority over men! Will be biggest GOP disaster since Goldwater.

    by Charles D'Joran November 11th at 2:14PM
  2. Sarah Palin is so dumb, she actually ran for VP.

    by Cory Frazier November 11th at 2:20PM
  3. Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks the equator is some Schwarzenegger-like bot sent from the future to establish communism (or, should I say, socialism and socialized medicine) all over our planet.

    by giancarlo November 11th at 2:33PM
  4. Sarah Palins so dumb she studied for a blood test

    by Rick Bobby November 11th at 3:50PM
  5. Sarah Palin is so dumb, she put blow job on her resume.

    by Redwoodser November 11th at 3:50PM
  6. she thought Singapore was a girl-band, Haiti was a feeling inside, and Africa was a country.

    by Liberella November 11th at 4:08PM
  7. Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks Puget Sound is a noise.

    by Oklad November 11th at 4:16PM
  8. sarah palin is so dumb that when she was asked what she thought about the kyoto accord, she said, "i don't know. i've only ever seen the Honda."

    by garb November 11th at 5:19PM
  9. Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thinks having a small maritime border with Russia counts as foreign policy experience.

    by J Palmer November 11th at 5:28PM
  10. Mr. Stewart,

    Why is it you have no way other than this to respond to you about your show?

    I am a Christian Zionist. I have great respect and love for the Israeli people. They are my Lord's
    kinfolk. I have been to Israel and I know quite a few Jewish people. The ones I know are devout
    in their faith and they would not say and do the things I have seen you say and do on your show.

    I question this as I would think as often as you mention you are Jewish that you would have more
    respect for God and people. But instead I find your show to be hateful to everyone you do not
    agree with or like. This has made me come to the conclusion that you are a holiday Jew much like
    there are some holiday Christians. That is the only time you see them in church..and then it is just
    an expected thing to do on the holiday. They do not live their faith and they are an embarrassment to
    real Christians every time they open their mouth. I am truly sorry for you. You have no idea what you are
    saying or doing. You are as lost as the Israelites were in the desert. Unless you truly repent I doubt you
    will ever see the promised land. I do not mean the literal (Israel) promised land. I am speaking of the Kingdom of God.

    You are so unkind to people you do not agree with (ex.Sarah Palin, John McCain) that I have stopped watching your show.

    That's all I really wanted to say. I hope you get this email. You need to hear it for your own soul.

    MaryAnn

    by Attn: Jon Stewart November 11th at 5:54PM
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