November 7 at 3:52AM
Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…
Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:
Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.
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SP is so dumb that she puts her alarm clock under the bed to wake up on time
SP is so dumb that she sold her TV to buy a DVD player
SP is so dumb that she believes that chuck norris facts are actually true facts
SP is so dumb because she believes in criacionism
Regards From Portugal, people.
Congratulations for Obama's Victory. Now Eddie Grant must change the name of the song "Johanna gimme hope" to "OBAMA gimme Hope"
If you believe you are so fair on this show….where are the jokes about Obama saying that he had been to all 57 states in his campaign?? Oh.. never heard that one? Go to You Tube. Sooo blind,
blind,blind.
dear maryann;
palin is so not smart, that she too has confused freedom of speech with freedom of religious persecution.
listen luv, on behalf of liberals everywhere, i can safely say we respect a great deal of diversity, but have no respect for putting ignorance in charge. we refuse to drink the koolaid. period.
this has less to do with religion or meanness and more to do with a public vetting that never happened, and a consequent roasting that is the only only recourse we have.
please, from your christian heart, try to understand and deal, or move along and stop judging our mote and motives.
MaryAnn, dear friend.
You are true to your (personal) belives and I do respect that. You do however need to realise that this world and this time, that we all share for this brief moment in history, is infidently more complex than your petty beliefsystem allows. That is, if you would like to continue an honest dialougue about this show and it's content.. Of course, you don't need to realise anything nor do you have to alter your limited view of life if your intention is simply to reassert your already made up values.
Making satire of oneself, men and women in power (especially the ones taking themselves seriously), our enemies, our friends, and even God, is by my standards; the greatest respekt you can give.
When we stop laughing at each other because of our differeties and our quirks, we'll know we're in troubble..
Sarah Palin is so dumb she might win the 2012 presidential election.
She's so dumb, she thought she could be vice president.
MaryAnn! God has a sense of humor. If he didn't Sarah Palin wouldn't even exist. What a sad world you must live in, where everything and everyone must be taken seriously. Like you've never looked acroos the isle in your one one-room hall of worship and said "Oh my gosh look at her prayer shawl! I must say it is a shame it is so ugly". I respect your views and your beliefs and applaud you for your spiritual fortitude. But your issue with The Daly Show has little to do with God and more to do with the fact that you need to lighten up.
Lol, Oklad November. Representin the NW?
Washington for the win.
Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks the Ford Territory is an Indian Reservation in Idaho.
Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks Down Under is a stock market index for Australia.
Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks Charlie is an American tourist who got lost in South East Asia in the 1960's. To date his whereabouts is still unknown (according to her).
Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks a Dictionary is what she gives Todd 3 nights a weeks.
Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks a Thesaurus is a really really old dude who likes to read books.
Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks God put dinosaur bones in the earth to test our faith. I think God(if it exists which I'm sure it doesn't) put Sarah Palin here to test us! By the way we passed that test unlike in 2000 & 2004.
Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks Elmer Fud is the spokesman for the NRA. She could actually be right on that.
Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks…Who are we kidding she doesn't think at all, Todd does it all for her.
Sarah Palin so dumb they told her to read between the lines she said "why theres nothing there."
Sarah Palin so dumb the for office she said "who is office and why should I run for him."
Sarah Palin so dumb she asked me "what letter comes after X", I said "Y" she said because I wanna know."
Sarah Palin so dumb she said she can look on a map and see people waving.
Sarah Palin thinks the Patriot Act is a play.
Sarah Palin thinks Madagascar is a make believe place created by Disney.