November 7 at 3:52AM
Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…
Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:
Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.
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She's so dumb that she doesn't even know that Argentina was under military dictatorship during the Falkland war. Oh wait a minute, that was John Stewart.
The moral of the story: Don't play the "iber-hochem" on other people's account, because you might end up being the "am-orez".
Sarah Palin is so dumb that when she was asked to burn a CD, she fired up her grill.
ha! she thinks the Patriot Act is a play! nice, 5-grader.
lemme riff onit:
she thinks Posse Comitatus has to do with hunters on horseback,
thinks FISA and NAFTA are depatment store brands, and
thinks Guantanamo Bay is a resort community.
Sarah Palin is so dumb, the only reason she agreed to do the Katie Couric interview is because she wanted to meet Katie's husband, Tom Cruise!
Sarah Palin is so dumb, she defends going against the Constitution because she believes that Americans should have the freedom to just laze around on the sofa.
Sarah Palin is so dumb, she believes that her hunting skills should count as experience towards being Vice President based on the Cheney / Whittington shooting incident.
Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thinks that "Bering Strait" (that body of water she looks over to see Russia from her window) is what ships do when there are rocks on either side.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Sarah Palin's so dumb she's waiting for Nirvana to come in concert so she can buy tickets for her son.
Enough with the trashing of Sarah Palin. We can be glad she didn't win and leave her alone. This just brings out the dumb and ugly in all of us!
Leave SP alone. She has created her own history by outdoing GB!!!!!!!!!!!!!Vindication!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
sarah palin so stupid, she thought john mccain could be president.