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November 7 at 3:52AM

Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:

Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.

  1. Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thinks people from New Mexico should be deported.

    Sarah Palin is so dumb, she wanted to graduate with a bachelor of conservative arts.

    Sarah Palin is so dumb, she banned stork hunting because she thinks that’s a form of abortion.

    Sarah Palin is so dumb, she is afraid to turn to the left.

    by Arnie L. November 11th at 10:26PM
  2. sarah palin is so dumb that when she accidently walked into the men's bathroom she thought the urinals were a new form of handbag stand.

    by sarah young November 11th at 10:30PM
  3. sarah palins so dumb that she thinks running the media circle and bringing up all the reasons we didn't vote for her will get us to vote for her in 2012!!!! OBAMA/CLINTON 2012!!!! ALL THE WAAAAYYYY BBBBAAAAABBBBYYYY!!!!

    by sarah young November 11th at 10:35PM
  4. Dear MaryAnn:
    Check out:
    http://www.850koa.com/pages/gunnybob.html
    Are yu going to leave Bob an angry message or is his ire against Obama Ok with you?

    Bottom line, this is comedy… take it and yourself a little less seriously.

    by Fred-in-Denver November 11th at 10:49PM
  5. SP is so dumb, she watches Fox News (fair and balanced)….

    by Mao0043 November 12th at 12:03AM
  6. Sarah Palin is so dumb when they told her to prepare a stump speech she re-read The Lorax.
    Then banned it.

    by lestro November 12th at 12:08AM
  7. I wonder about that Obama/Clinton 2012 thing…

    by obamagramma November 12th at 12:23AM
  8. sarah palins so dumb when she heard that dick cheney shot some one in the face she was wondering why a gay porno was getting so much attention

    by rohan November 12th at 2:00AM
  9. This site is so dumb, you actually think you are hurting Sarah Palin? I love how Karma works and will sit and smile when you sit there looking so dumb while trying to figure out why the law of cause and effect has come to hunt you down.
    Your childish immoral stunts like this do nothing but fuel ignorance and generate twits on this site. Your mother must be so proud.
    Sarah Palin will rise and squash you like the dog sh*t you are! Have a nice day. ;)

    by Wow ignorance runs rampant on this site November 12th at 8:59AM
  10. This is dumb.

    by El_Pajaro November 12th at 9:01AM
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