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Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:

Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.

  1. ignorance noones hurting sarah palin cept the republicans and her everytime she opens her mouth much like the way noone knew you were ignorant till you opened yours. for us this is just fun cause you morons actually thought you had a chance at winning with a retard.

    by ron November 12th at 9:08AM
  2. Sarah Palin is so dumb she walked into Taco Bell thinking it was a Mexican phone company.

    by Alec November 12th at 9:12AM
  3. sarah palin is so dumb she wants to outlaw foreign relations

    by Alec November 12th at 9:22AM
  4. You only trash and bash what your afraid of my friend. Sit and stew on that one for a while.
    Don't forget: The sharp tongue you wag will slice your own throat.

    Yes, you can use that one if you like among your bash and trash club.
    BTW, sharpen up your grammer.

    by Oh what a web we weave November 12th at 9:28AM
  5. Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks Hong Kong is in Japan

    by Ashley November 12th at 9:33AM
  6. Verse of the day for all you bashers and trashers.
    You always harvest what you plant. Words and actions are seeds. Are you sowing criticism, judgement and anger people? You can expect to reap a rotten harvest and probably have already begun to reap as you read this. Uproot those negative seeds and sow seeds of encouragement, love and hope. You soon will see growth of blessings and promises.
    In other words, what good are you doing by slamming Sarah? You need to realize the fact that she will be your leader in some way in the very near future.
    Dont hate what you cant change, embrace it and be happy about it.

    by What seed are you sowing for your future November 12th at 9:35AM
  7. I am f*cking terrified of Sarah Palin.

    by Alec November 12th at 9:35AM
  8. You should be very terrified of Sarah Palin. She's a badass beotch. Those who stand in fear are those who wish not to learn. She stands for what is right, fair and is for the people. So sad you are the very person who is in chains and doesnt realize you carry your own key.

    by Dont be afraid Alec November 12th at 9:43AM
  9. oh what a web we weave, grammar has 2 a's you stuck up dumbfuck. if you're going to correct people you might want to spellcheck.

    to everyone who thinks sarah palin is the answer, if she is it was a stupid question.

    by ron November 12th at 10:57AM
  10. Sarah Palin stands for Sarah Palin. She is the most narcissistic, solipsistic, opportunistic politician I have ever seen, and I have been alive for more than six decades. She scares many of us. Perhaps the way we deal with our very real and well-founded fears is through use of humor, especially satire.

    by NoLongerDesperate November 12th at 11:11AM
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