November 7 at 3:52AM
Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…
Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:
Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.
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Sarah Palin's so dumb she thought fly-paper was media for insects.
Hey, liberal arsewipes from across the seas: Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks 'Sarah Palin are dumb jokes' are a sign of wit! Geddit?
Don't know about that, but I'll bet she's so dumb she thinks
… "comic relief" is monetary aid to impoverished comedians.
… a "throw-away line" is used in fishing.
… the "straight man" in a comedy duo is the one who isn't gay.
… a "formula joke" is one you *feed* to your baby.
Geraldo Rivera on fox news called her a Hillbilly, because she was so dumb Hey That should be Appalachian-American
Sarah Palin is so dumb that she appeaers to be a viable candidate to the Republican base.
SP is so dumb she actually believed she was qualified to be the Vice President of the United States.
Not Sarah Palin jokes, exactly, but too good to pass up. NPR provided what I think are the two best epithets I heard for Ms. Palin. First: in the commentary after NPR's coverage of the Palin/Biden debate, Richard Norton Smith (historian from George Mason University) described her vice-presidential candidacy as "Gidget Goes to Washington." And on a recent episode of the NPR program "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me," a contestant who called in referred to her as "Caribou Barbie."
Sarah Palin is so dumb she turns the squares in Tetris
Sarah Palin is so dumb, her supporters who try to defend her on this thread apparently don't even realize how inadvertently hilarious their own comments are.
Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks her daughter got pregnant without having sex!