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November 7 at 3:52AM

Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:

Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.

  1. What's Palin doing moving up and down, one on each hand, the two pieces resulting of a blank sheet of paper cut in half on a table ?

    … a puzzle.

    by maybe this doesn't translate well. but... eh November 10th at 2:35PM
  2. I dont know about sarah palin, but rick sanchez on CNN just said "Welcome BLACK" after a break and with a Barak Obama backdrop. 3:22 p on Monday afternoon. Please, use this in your show.

    by greg November 10th at 3:23PM
  3. how sarah sends email:
    http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-coin-stamp-letter-postage-fail.jpg

    by dm10003 November 10th at 3:27PM
  4. Sarah Palin's so dumb that when some lady yelled out "Idaho" from the crowd she promised to find her a legitimate job.

    by wrong November 10th at 3:39PM
  5. SP is so dumb she thinks that the Netherlands are ruled by Captain Hook.

    by D November 10th at 3:57PM
  6. SP is so dumb she made GWB look good.
    She is so dumb even Colbert could not defend her with a straight face.
    She is so dumb she really watches SNL on volume zero.
    She would probably be a better VP than Cheney, though.

    by Rob November 10th at 4:11PM
  7. sarah palin is so dumb she uses tickle me elmo as a vibrator

    by Ali November 10th at 4:32PM
  8. SP is so dumb she can talk to GWB and they understand each other.

    by George November 10th at 4:49PM
  9. Elitists Anonymous

    We gloated over the hypocrisy, bigotry, and crushing self-righteousness that clung to so many `believers' even in their Sunday best. How we loved to shout the damaging fact that millions of the `good men of religion' were still killing one another off in the name of God. This all meant, of course, that we had substituted negative for positive thinking. After we came to A.A.,, we had to recognize that this trait had been an ego feeding proposition. In belaboring the sins of some religious people, we could feel superior to all of them. Moreover, we could avoid looking at some of our own shortcomings. Self-righteousness, the very thing that we had contemptuously condemned in others, was our own besetting evil.

    by Ed November 10th at 5:51PM
  10. Sarah Palin is so dumb that she actually thinks she is qualified to be vice president

    by Robert November 10th at 7:47PM
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