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November 7 at 3:52AM

Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:

Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.

  1. … she played Beethoven. Beethoven lost.

    by Mike November 10th at 8:18PM
  2. Sarah Palin's so dumb that she thinks "Who's Nailin' Paylin" is about Tina Fey.

    by tony saavedra November 10th at 8:57PM
  3. sarah palin is so dumb she thought the bush docturin was a pubic hair style

    by john November 10th at 9:47PM
  4. Jon Stewart is so dumb that he forgot President Elect Obama said we have 57 states….

    I just hope Jon's hypocrisy allows him to report on our new president's and vice president's mistakes with the same gleeful vigor as he has displayed in reporting Palin's.

    by DTF November 10th at 11:19PM
  5. Palin is so dumb, she has made repeated gaffs, as cited in the video above and the comments below. Obama has made minimal gaffs. Kudos to DTF for alienating himself from this Daily Show-Colbert Report site. Not an easy feat.

    by Pantsboy November 10th at 11:43PM
  6. Sarah Palin is so dumb, she makes in-utero Trig seem brilliant.

    by wrong November 10th at 11:50PM
  7. Ms. Wasilla is so stupid, she thought the Kenya was a shoe company.

    by Plisk November 11th at 12:20AM
  8. Palin is so dumb, she was sure that Nieman Marcus was a gay bathhouse and co-wrote a bill for Congress asking to ban the store… AFTER she bought a hot $700 knit skirtsuit there.

    by Plisk November 11th at 12:29AM
  9. Sarah Palin's so dumb, but not as dumb as all the stupid Alaskans who voted her in. Are you fucking kidding me?

    by bleh November 11th at 12:47AM
  10. Sarah Palin is so dumb she thinks Proposition 8 is part of a sentence. Now that I think about it, it IS a sentence– a sentence to gays to be forever treated with inequality. Thanks fellow oppressed minorities!

    by Ryan in ATX November 11th at 1:06AM
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