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November 7 at 3:52AM

Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:

Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.

  1. Palin is so dumb, she makes Dubya look smart.

    by Jason November 11th at 2:56AM
  2. Sarah Palin is so dumb that she thinks WWII was World War eleven.

    by Debbie November 11th at 4:13AM
  3. Sarah Palin is so dumb that she's been waiting for her husband's divorce papers ever since he told her he is a separatist

    by elliot saunders November 11th at 4:16AM
  4. Sarah Palin is sooooo dumb… she thought G8-Meeting was a text message shorthand for grrrrrreat meeting!

    by ssh November 11th at 4:17AM
  5. DTF, are you comparing one instance of Obama misspeaking when he obviously meant 47 states to a woman who thought the vice president was 'in charge of the senate' after she was asked what her job was going to be by a THIRD GRADER?

    by ljo November 11th at 4:32AM
  6. Sarah Palin is so dumb… Matt Lauer is a tough interview.

    by obamagramma November 11th at 4:52AM
  7. Sarah Palin is so dumb… she even looks stupid on Fox News.

    by obamagramma November 11th at 4:52AM
  8. What's the difference btwn SP's mouth and her vagina?
    Retarded things come out of her vagina only once in a while.

    by Jason Douglas November 11th at 5:13AM
  9. Sarah Palin is so dumb she thought the BUSH doctrine was how to shave her pussy!!!!!!!!!

    by goirgio November 11th at 5:34AM
  10. Bush says, "Thanks to Sarah Palin. She makes me look smarter"

    by G Bush November 11th at 7:57AM
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