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Wyatt Cenac: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Now that Sarah Palin is out of the running for the White House, the media thought it'd be a good time to let us know that she didn't know Africa was a continent, and she wasn't able to name all the North American countries. But that's just the beginning:

Sarah Palin is so dumb, she thought soy milk was Spanish for "I am milk." Now it's your turn to give us your dumb Palin jokes.

  1. SP is so dumb, that she still waits for the election results from the REAL America

    by Bernie November 11th at 8:04AM
  2. Sarah Palin's so dumb, she tries to plow doors.

    by Cube November 11th at 9:37AM
  3. Sarah Palin is so dumb she thought Alaska was a sleigh dog … A Laska.

    by jacob November 11th at 10:08AM
  4. sarah palin is so dumb she thought that iron man was the steelers mascot

    by brandon November 11th at 10:36AM
  5. just to be kind of a dick i have to correct ljo here, though the vice president has no executie power, the post is described as "president of the senate" in the constitution, so although it only means he/she can break ties it is still the closest thing to a leader of the senate.

    by Knut Frydenlund November 11th at 11:08AM
  6. Sarah palin is so dumb, she makes all the comments below look smart.

    by João Ângelo November 11th at 11:49AM
  7. Sarah Palin is so dumb that after 20 years and 5 kids, she still doesn't realize that her only talent is playing the flute.

    by Haras Plaindrome November 11th at 12:24PM
  8. Contemplating a Sarah Palin presidency, I never thought I'd ever come to imagine a future time when I'd look back to the good old days in the ship of state when the strong steady hand of GW Bush was on the helm.

    by Weed Yaard November 11th at 12:25PM
  9. She is so dumb, she didn't even realize she was being picked to serve as a "fall guy".

    by T.RUTH November 11th at 12:59PM
  10. Sarah Palin is so dumb because she ran for Veep instead of President where she would have actually had a chance to make a difference

    by Amanda November 11th at 1:11PM
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