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November 11 at 10:34AM

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POSTED BY: Ethan Ris

Barack Obama has gotten a lot of favorable commentary lately, but it looks like his honeymoon is coming to an end. Somehow in the excitement after Election Day, America overlooked the reality about the president-elect: He's a Marxist, totalitarian Nazi who is going to turn our country into an Orwellian dystopia.

Needless to say, it was a gun-toting Southern Congressman who broke the news

A Republican congressman from Georgia said Monday he fears that President-elect Obama will establish a Gestapo-like security force to impose a Marxist dictatorship.

"It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but the thing is, he's the one who proposed this national security force," Rep. Paul Broun said of Obama in an interview Monday with The Associated Press. "I'm just trying to bring attention to the fact that we may — may not, I hope not — but we may have a problem with that type of philosophy of radical socialism or Marxism."

Broun cited a July speech by Obama that has circulated on the Internet in which the then-Democratic presidential candidate called for a civilian force to take some of the national security burden off the military.

"That's exactly what Hitler did in Nazi Germany and it's exactly what the Soviet Union did," Broun said. "When he's proposing to have a national security force that's answering to him, that is as strong as the U.S. military, he's showing me signs of being Marxist."

Wow, that's some strong language.

Broun, a one-term Congressman, was previously best known for his bizarre stances on pornography. Last year, he was only one of two Representatives to vote against a bill cracking down on child porn on the Internet. After that completely indefensible move, Broun apparently tried to redeem himself by sponsoring a law forbidding U.S. soldiers from looking at porn.

And now I'll paraphrase the Congressman…

It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but the thing is, Rep. Paul Broun's a complete piece of shit.

  1. Well, it was inevitable. After having raving lunatics on the left spouting nonsense about Bush for 8 years, it's time for the nutjobs on the right to spew their Obama conspiracy theories.

    by Jim November 11th at 11:33AM
  2. A civilian army. Like the Hitler Youth and the Federal Security Service, America can form its own civilian army. I propose for the name "______(fill in city or township) Militia". And we should pass a law saying something like "well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." I am pretty sure that I stole that quote from the communist manifesto.

    by Ashley November 11th at 11:38AM
  3. Keep in mind that this isn't just some crazed yokel Republican talking — it's a US Congressman!!

    by Ethan Ris November 11th at 1:30PM
  4. Scary.

    by Gob November 11th at 1:43PM
  5. It all comes down to trust. We don't trust him. We know there was massive manipulation this election. Churches and schools taking people to early vote?! What the Hell?! No influence there!! Acorn PAYING people to register?! What the hell? Taxpayer dollars being used to look for Obama voters. You know they weren't impartial recruiting. Really gotta wonder how much money Pelosi and Moveon.org were able to manipulate into the campaign. That, along with all the associations that would grounded ANY other candidate. The media complating coddling him while printing front page news about Palin's wardrobe? He said he didn't launch his political career in Aire's house. Has he EVER been in his house?! EVER? Wierd, I have never heard any deffinitive prove either way for this. Where did he launch his career, then? I assume there has to be some record.

    I don't know what he will do. I just know there was some fishy stuff envolved in getting him elected.

    by Kage72 November 11th at 1:49PM
  6. I'm not sure I agree with Voltaire any longer.

    by Cube November 11th at 2:06PM
  7. Oh come on, Cube! Broun, like so many other specimens we've seen this year, is the best of all possible twits.

    by Oscar Wilde November 11th at 2:43PM
  8. Ugh, this guy's from my district. This is the same Congressman who by *April of this year* had sent me so many campaign letters than I had to send a letter to his office asking them to take me off of their mailing list. From the letters I gathered that if you ever elect a Democrat, they are going to hand your babies over to terrorists, you know, the ones they don't force you to abort first.

    The funny thing is I don't think he's nuts, I think he is just trying to capitalize on people's fear, and it seems to be working, because he was reelected. Sigh.

    by Jenna November 11th at 3:12PM
  9. It may sound crazy and offbase, but dude "regrets putting it that way" and apologized for it this morning.

    Ya think?

    by bearness November 12th at 11:30AM
  10. You stupid little punks, someday every knee will bend
    before Christ.

    by Lawrence Zinck May 23rd at 1:50AM
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