Sarah Palin and Lord Almighty in Talks Over Possible 2012 Run
Wondering whether or not Sarah Palin will make that much-speculated run for the presidency that we all know she's gunning for? Well, there's only one person that knows the answer to that, and it's not Sarah Palin. (Hint: He has a beard and a throne, and he's even more make-believe.)
Just like Moses in the desert or Ace of Base in the recording studio, Sarah Palin looking for a sign…
Palin refused to say whether she was planning a run for the White House in 2012, but the devoutly faithful governor said she would wait for a sign from God, and that she is confident God would show the way to the White House.
"Faith is a very big part of my life. And putting my life in my creator's hands – this is what I always do. I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door.
"And if there is an open door in (20)12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."
You know, I didn't think it was possible, but I believe that Sarah Palin has just enlightened me and filled me with the urge to pray to God for the first time in years.
Please, God, please! Don't open that door for Sarah Palin. Ever.
Amen.
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I honestly hope she is smart enough to auction off those clothes and give the money to charity rather than just give it to the local Share-and-Care.
I have to agree with iowagradstudent. It seems that people don't realize that The Daily Show and Colbert Report actually have a devoted Christian following.
But I'm really posting this to see if my other post is gonna get through.
If God spelled out "Sarah – Stay Home" in yellow letters in the snow in front of her, she would blame bloggers.
Why can't we get cars to run on divine intervention ?
If anything, Palin proves the existence of Satan.
You know she dragged Piper around, and the girl never got any schooling ? I mean, I know academics aren't Palin's priority, but aren't there laws about that ?
If there was a God, why didn't he send her the answers during the Katie Couric interview ?
"If anything, Palin proves the existence of Satan."
And, if anything you've proven that stupidity shows no bounds.
My God! The level of hatred you have towards her is SOO unjustified. Just shows how ignorant you are.
Couple of month of school? pfft. Yeah, poor kids. I'm sure that will ruin them for life missing public school and being apart of our Nation's political process for a few weeks. Do you even know if the kids had a tutor? Of course you don't. Just another blind accusation. Like all the other ANONYMOUS ones made throughout the campaign.
It's no longer in an attempt to win an election. So, I have to assume it's just ignorance and basic hate.
Just hilareous to me how you can slam somebody sooo hard for basically nothing. Yet, give somebody else a complete ride on the MANY questionable things about them.
As far as Comedy Central goes… I just think it was completely stupid to be soo partisan. I have been an addicted CC viewer since the network has been around. Usually leaving my T.V. on it all day long. But, I watch it to laugh. Not to watch a political agenda pushed. I just don't see the point in alienating a whole demographic. Do you think only democrats watch? I had to change the channel soo many times during this election because thier biased perspective just made me sick.
You wanna make fun of a president or politician. No problem. But, to show such blatant partisanship is just bad business. I love David Allen Greer. But, I couldn't get thru 5 mins of his new show before I had to change it in disgust. Comedy is a terrible venue to push political agenda. People don't watch comedy to have somebody else's political views shoved down their throat.
Kage, Matt Lauer interview, Piper "I'm behind in school because I missed so much". No tutor. Piper was a prop without child actor protections, towed around by the biggest stage mother in the business.
I should think there would be laws about a child missing so much school — with no tutor available — but who knows what the Alaskan school code says about such things. Doubtless the Palins would ignore it in any case.
Barack Obama managed to be elected to the presidency by a substantial majority without dragging his daughters along to every whistle stop. They will be living in the White House. That experience alone should make up for missing a few weeks of school during the campaign! Just consider the history to which they have been, and will be, witnesses!