November 11 at 11:58AM
Sarah Palin is Trapped in the Closet, Returning Her Clothes
Poor, poor Sarah Palin. She is back home in Wasilla, where it is 32 degrees in the sun, and she's being forced to relinquish the $150,000 wardrobe she bought with Republican funds during the campaign.
The governor of Alaska will be left shivering in a snowbank and her children will race around in tears, because the RNC has taken away their underwear…
Palin's father, Chuck Heath, said his daughter spent Saturday trying to figure out what belongs to the RNC.
"She was just frantically… trying to sort stuff out," Heath said. "That's the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything has to be accounted for.
"Nothing goes right back to normal," he said.
"Normal," of course, is the old moose-pelt knickers.
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I think it might be time to have the "condom" discussion with the Palin children. Cause the only times I've "lost my underwear" was when my girlfriend's father or husband was walking through the front door as I was running out the backdoor.
She didn't buy the clothes. They were given to her. Moreless, them dressing her the way they wanted her to be. Wanna blame her for that? It's unreal the amount of Palin haters considering she is so much more experienced than the noob Obama whom has done NOTHING.
This shouldn't be hard for her. The clothes that smell like an eskimo's ass are from that shitty consignment shop in Ancorage and all of the rest are not her's. I'm sure there aren't a lot of Nieman Markus and Sacks 5th Ave. labels that find their way through the second hand clothing market in Alaska.
Another thing I've continued to question is why wasn't their youngest daughter in school during those 2 months instead of out misplacing here panties on the straight talks express tour?
I assume your trying to be funny. But, that's about as funny as saying all of Obama's clothing smells like chicken and watermelons. See? Isn't quite as funny when seen from different perspective. But, that's racism. I guess it nice to have that level of protection. So, people can bash her any which way they want while there guy sits under this cloak. Saying anything about him and your a racist!
I thought it was all going to charity. Do these people remember any of their promises?
Man, the Republican bloggers really need to get a sense of humor. Why are they reading Comedy Central if they can't take a joke- get it! They must be listening to too much Rush and poisening their minds…
If she had left the kids at home, someone would have been criticizing her for that. Oh, wait, that already happened. That was one of the snarky comments being bandied about right after she joined the campaign…"She needs to be with her children instead of running for national office".
OK all rabid liberals..Just be honest & admit there is nothing Palin can do that you would not criticize.
BTW, there were some high profile & smart democratic women who met her & supported her…they crossed party lines in a big way…but of course the mainstream media failed to report this little tidbit.
Stop believing what you want to believe. How about looking for the truth.
Well, name something she has done right in this election cycle, and I promise not to criticize. Your have a Herculean task, friend — defending the indefensible. She did not belong in the national spotlight. Most of the political pundits, many influential Republicans, and a clear majority of the electorate decided so.
Not sure how anyone – even Republicans – can defend this dumb ass — six years at five colleges? Got her passport ONE YEAR AGO?? Abuse of power, abuse of RNC credit cards, dinosaurs and men walked the earth together?! Africa is a country!? The Republicans even called her a "diva", "Wack-job". She's also the perfect Christian: slanderous, mean, acerbic, hate-inciting, name calling, fear-mongering, just like Jesus ?! — Can't speak the English language correctly, etc., etc. Hey, right-wing nuts, why the heck are you even reading this site?! Say it ain't so, Joe, go pout on Rush's website. We're havin' too much fun, you betcha!
Do you remember, "Feminists, abortionists, pagans, gays, and lesbians are responsible for 9/11"? I do.
I also remember being told I was a terrorist sympathizer because I questioned the war. I remember being told that I was emboldening the terrorists because I questioned the conduct of the war, no-bid contracts, Gitmo, Abu Grab, the response to Katrina, and tax cuts for the wealthiest 10%.
As recently as two weeks ago I was being told that I'm not a "real American" with "real American" values.
Maybe I'm bitter, Kage. Maybe I have reason to be.