The GOP is Open to Suggestions
After taking losses up and down tickets across the land, the GOP has realized it needs fresh ideas and a new direction. So, Republican leaders have turned to this internetmabob to solicit opinions about their party. That internetmabob worked so well for Barack Obama, what could possibly go wrong?
Let's start with this feedback forum at RebuildTheParty.com. You can type in anything you like; go ahead, try it. For one brief shining moment the Real Americans over at Wonkette held the top of the list with "truck nutz for all," but this morning their suggestion was scrubbed from the site. (Nanny state?)
Anyway, there are still plenty of Rebuild the Party ideas for the GOP to choose from, including "Run inspiring candidates," "Reach out to Ron Paul," "Ignore Ron Paul," "The Constitution is a worthless queermo, maybe get rid of it," "Eat shit and die."
Helpful!
Moving on, here's the RNC's official suggestion box, which they're calling Republican for a Reason.
Among the, um, reasons: "John McCain put me to sleep with his speeches," "Kick Giuliani out of the party," "States will be seceding in response to Obama. Support that and gain strength in the new Conservative Soveriegn [sic] States." There's also at least one call for Elizabeth Hasselbeck to become press secretary in a 2012 Sarah Palin administration.
Here is a suggestion for the GOP: Please, please keep your feedback websites running forever, so that even when the last pillars of our economy collapse and we are left to barter rocks for edible leaves, we will still have something that makes us laugh.
RSS
3017 votes for "reach out to Ron Paul"
because he's the only candidate with supporters in the internet tubes.
Some ratios that I like:
984 votes for "step away from the religious right"
428 votes for "emrace science"
94 votes for Sarah Palin
26 votes for "Stop Stealin' my truck nutz."
25 votes for "Protect marriage and the family"
And Republican for a Reason is in some desperate need of thematic organization.
While we are on the subject of Truck Nutz, because it doesn’t come up very often in my daily life… Can someone, for the love of God, please explain to me why Truck Nutz convey the message of “Manliness.”
Understand that I’m pro-gay. I’m pro-gay rights. I’m pro-gay marriage. I’m pro-gay culture. I’m pro-gay everything. And in my mind, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything on a vehicle that more clearly seemed to scream, “I am gay and proud!” than a pair of Truck Nutz.
Good grief, if it isn't obvious to them why they lost then they're stupid and deserve to lose. I love how they paid millions to get bad advice on how to run the race and now they are trying to get good advice for free. They deserve stupid comments about truck nutz.
@bearness: You have hit upon one of life's great mysteries. Also, why are there no Truck Boobz?
Truck Nutz: The latent homosexual's pink triangle.
I suggested Rue Paul for chair of the RNC. I think Larry Craig could get behind that….
Does a car ride to the New Soverign States sound like the most bestest family vacation ever? Do I need my baptism certificate or will a passport suffice?
Tax cuts for the anal plugs and bead industry:
http://ideas.rebuildtheparty.com/pages/general/suggestions/72442
Let's face it , the republican party isn't getting any straighter.
Please read my suggestion and leave a comment:
http://ideas.rebuildtheparty.com/pages/general/suggestions/72887
For the good of the party, please vote!
I don't think that Republican suggestion intergoogle site is on the up and up.
Since the day it started on up to today I have left 43 suggestions, and each one has been deleted. Sometimes repeatedly. And there was absolutely no votes except my own for Rep. Tom Tancredo, but I could only vote for him 3 times!!! That is clearly anti-American.
I suspect that intergoogle site is being run by a conspiracy of democrats, muslims, nazi and nazi sympathizers, and MSM operatives.
-RPTH
Award Winning Interblogger (multiple categories)