So, you may have heard that the Obama administration is planning to create a post called "Climate Czar," to presumably go around the country and bitch about Global Warming and make everybody feel bad for leaving the bathroom light on when the pee and stuff.

It was difficult narrowing down who could possibly be up to such a task, but it seems that they finally settled on Al Gore.

Only he doesn't want the job…

President-elect Barack Obama's transition team is flirting with creating a White House "Climate Czar," but climate change crusader Al Gore says he doesn't want the job.

I'm totally behind Al Gore on this one.

I mean, what's the point of being Climate Czar when Washington D.C. will be twelve feet under water in seven months?