Want to Work for President Barack Obama? Don't Comment on This Post
Good news for the 10.1 million of you who are presently unemployed! The Obama administration is hiring for all kinds of fancy jobs, with health insurance and everything. There's just a catch or twelve…
A seven-page questionnaire being sent by the office of President-elect Barack Obama to those seeking cabinet and other high-ranking posts may be the most extensive — some say invasive — application ever…
Only the smallest details are excluded; traffic tickets carrying fines of less than $50 need not be reported, the application says. Applicants are asked whether they or anyone in their family owns a gun. They must include any e-mail that might embarrass the president-elect, along with any blog posts and links to their Facebook pages.
The application also asks applicants to "please list all aliases or 'handles' you have used to communicate on the Internet."
In other words, the ideal candidate for an Obama cabinet job is someone who drives slowly, doesn't own a gun and has never used a computer.
My god, I think my grandfather is going to become Director of National Intelligence.
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I wouldn't work for Obama if my life was on the line. His issue on "Change" is Bull#$%&. He isn't going to change anything. And what's funny is that everyone voted for him because of this. One more thing that PI@#ES me off is the fact that he is boasting about his success. He has more magazine issues with his face on them than there are Playboy magazines in total, and I'm pretty sure I'd rather look at a Playboy magazine than look at his face. Also he was majorly rude to the Bush's and that is inapropriate. Oh, yah and for those people that think I'm a racist, "That's Bull#$%^". I don't care if the president to be is black, asian, mexican, or caucasian. I just want a president that will do what he promised and not lie to the american people to win the presidency.
Can anyone tell me how I can proceed to complete such an application. I am ready to work for Obama
I wouldn't mind him knowing what I've said here as iowagradstudent; it's my other alter-egos that no one can know about!
Yes, that's right. I am Batman.
Bonerz. Oh shit, I screwed up. Shit, I did it again. Damn, I'm not very good at this thing …
@Ashley:
Do you live in Austria by any chance..?
:p
Oh, cool. It says, "would be aa possible source of embarrassment to you". Fuck all embarrasses me. So I'm good, then. Right?
Crap. And I was sooo looking forward to being the Secretary of the Blog.
That's fine. As long as they don't ask for any "home movies".