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November 17 at 11:08AM

Change Needed as Millions of Hope Babies Set to Arrive

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Barack Obama hasn't taken office yet, and he may already be responsible responsible for impregnating more women than Bill Clinton, John Edwards and Janet Napolitano combined…

The theory is almost too perfect to be true. Barack Obama, the son of politically progressive parents, was born Aug. 4, 1961 — almost nine months to the day after John F. Kennedy was elected to the White House. Is it possible Obama was conceived on that historic night?

And if so, could history repeat itself? In the hours and days since Obama's victory, many of his exhilarated supporters have been, shall we say, in the mood for love.

And though it's too soon to know for sure, experts aren't ruling out the possibility of an Obama baby boom — the kind of blip in the national birth rate that often follows a seismic event, whether it's scary (a terrorist attack) or celebratory (the end of World War II).

Hopefully, these kids will be happier, more docile and less scared-shitless than their seven-year-old siblings.

  1. If your significant other is a Republican, prepare for many dry seasons — proving once and for all Obama will not bring change.

    by Cube November 17th at 1:27PM
  2. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.
    – Caddyshack

    by bearness November 17th at 11:44AM

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