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November 17 at 9:34AM

Rush Limbaugh Makes Another Fantastic Point

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Really, you have to hand it to Rush Limbaugh. This man, more than anyone else I can think of, understands logic.

You see, as he rightly points out, John McCain won more counties than Barack Obama. Not only that, but McCain also won more square miles than Obama. Limbaugh does point out that more people, in a smaller area of land, voted for Obama. But, really, what does that mean? When is this country gonna get smart and start letting America deciding our president?

I don't mean Americans. I mean America. The actual land.

Always the smartest one in the room, that Limbaugh.

And not just because no one else can fit in the same room as him. But that helps.

  1. So people who actually live and work with lots of different kinds of people tend to be liberal? Amazing.

    by JoYoMa November 17th at 10:01AM
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