Barack Obama May Not Shaft-a NAFTA Afta All
Barack Obama took a hard line against NAFTA during the 2008 primaries, but even then, hints emerged that his tough talk wouldn't turn into tough action.
Now anonymous sources confirm what we suspected: "tear up NAFTA" isn't even on Obama's to-do list…
After he becomes president in January, Obama will order a study on the world's largest trade agreement, then seek longer-term negotiations with Mexico and Canada on how to change it, according to three advisers, who spoke on condition that they not be identified. The recession, the collapsing auto industry, a record trade deficit with China and other issues are pushing Nafta aside, analysts and industry representatives said.
A study? Vague negotiations? Uh, way to tackle one of the most important international issues of our time, O…
"The whole issue of renegotiating Nafta was always a symbolic argument about the failed trade policies of the last 20 years," said Leo Gerard, president of the United Steelworkers union.
Man, if NAFTA-bashing isn't a national sport, we'll have nothing to symbolize the failed trade policies of the last 20 years.
Except the failed trade policies of the last 20 years.




You know that NAFT he's a bad mutherfu… Shut your mouth. NAFT! I'm talking 'bout NAFT.
My brain goes on funny pop-culture tangents (that only I get) and I'm concerned this might have a paradoxical effect on the writing as I make no substantive points. So, NAFTA = Bad. G20 = hoax. And, Na na na na na na na na… NAFTA!