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November 18 at 11:08AM

Glenn Beck Orders a Frosty, Gets a Taste of Rage

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck has hit the road for a book tour, which means he gets an up-close and personal look at the country he loves so dearly.

Only problem is, some parts of the country don't love conservative talk show hosts back, as Glenn discovered when he and his crew stopped at a roadside Wendy's for a snack…

…I'm just, I just want [a] Frosty, please, the guy standing next to me, who, by the way, I may point out. Had food in his hair, is a truck driver and he turned around. He looked at me and the recognition was immediate and he said, You racist bigot! And I just said — I wanted to say, I think you have me mistaken for someone else, but I knew he knew who I was and he just hated me for who I was. You conservatives that have destroyed this country! And the hatred was so deep, it was breath taking.

Obviously this truck driver was all fired up with Hope, and Glenn's security team got involved, and someone accused someone of being involved with the Holocaust, which is racist. Glenn just wanted a Frosty. Why do liberals ruin everything?

The guy screamed at the restaurant, you better not let me see you in the parking lot because I've got a truck and I'll run your ass over! Wow. Is this who we've become? Is this who we've become?

I could stand in line with Michael Moore and I wouldn't say that to him. I would say some things to Michael Moore, but it wouldn't be that.

Ha, no, Glenn Beck wouldn't say that to Michael Moore if they were standing in line together. He wouldn't say anything at all, because he'd be busy committing murder.

From the May 17 [2005] broadcast of The Glenn Beck Program:

BECK: Hang on, let me just tell you what I'm thinking. I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out — is this wrong?

Of course it's not wrong, Glenn. Killing a man with your bare hands is so much more patriotic than running him over with your truck, which was probably made in Japan.

  1. Newsflash: Glenn Beck receives HUGE ratings and signed with Fox so they can Dominate even more over those boring A-holes at MSNBC or CNN. Keith Olbermann?? Ha ha. Go back to sports you hypocrite, liberal jack ass. Your show sucks. Guys like Beck, O'Reilly, Hannity RULE the roost in every way. Olbermann? Can't believe the guy is actually allowed in the studio. What a BORE. Beck will dominate… as usual.

    by Bill November 18th at 11:50AM
  2. Yes Olbermann should go back to sports and O'Reilly should go back to Inside Edition… "AND DO IT LIVE!"

    Is Beck a racist? I don't know. I do know he has said "I don’t have a lot of African-American friends, and I think part of it is because I’m afraid that I would be in an open conversation, and I would say something that somebody would take wrong, and then it would be a nightmare”

    And frankly, if someone has the attitude that they have to limit their number of African-American friends because they might say something “wrong”, then they are either desperately trying to stay in the closet as a racist or they are incapable of thinking about what they say before they say it.

    Either way, I believe just about every negative thing I've heard people say that have met Beck. Which to sum up is, "He's one of the biggest assholes walking on the planet."

    by bearness November 18th at 12:13PM
  3. To Bearness, too bad your comments have no fact to them. O'Reilly DOMINATES in the ratings and so does Beck. Is Olbermann a racist like so many liberals? You know, speak one way and live another. So many of these great liberals some how usually manage to live in segregated areas just like old Keith does. A racist? Hmmmm…. Liberals can only go as far as to say "welll this is bad area," etc. while they don't have the guts to say what they really mean. I want to see what the reaction of liberal fakes like Olbermann, Chris Matthews, hell, Jon Stewart, if a big old fat HOUSING PROJECT was built across the street from them? Think they would mysteriously clear out faster than a mouse in a cat-filled house? For sure. Sort of like the Hamptons frauds. Well, we don't have to "live with them" but it will at least make me feel good to vote for Obama. In the end it does not matter, O'Reilly is the most dominant news force on TV and Beck is highly rated. Olbermann… a big bore who has to badmouth those with better ratings than him. He should have stayed at ESPN. Now he is just another fake, mean-spirited liberal A-hole. Where are those calls for "people of color" to come to the Hamptons and all the other areas the great libs. manage to squeeze into? Fox will continue to rock the house in terms of ratings and MSNBC in particular will be their pee-ons.

    by Bill November 18th at 4:14PM
  4. Inconsistent statements advocating MURDER is merely old school conservative philosophy and doublespeak. If this accepted illogical logic was always accompanied by a Frostie, Beck would be one fat bastard.

    by Cube November 18th at 5:48PM
  5. My comments have no fact to them? That's a direct quote, word-for-word, from Beck. O'Reilly really was on Inside Edition and is famous for his "I'LL DO IT LIVE!" meltdown. Look it up on YouTube.

    By the way, ratings equate to the number of viewers, not accuracy or truthfulness.

    Dancing With the Stars is the second highest rated show on television. Tell me, is it really the second best show on television? American Idol was the highest rated show on television for several years. Tell me, has the best music made in the last several years come from American Idol winners? JK Rowling has had the most books ever preordered. Is the Harry Potter series the finest literature ever written?

    If you put free live porn on television, I guarantee it would have the highest ratings.

    All high ratings mean is that there are a whole bunch of idiots watching the same thing. It doesn't mean it is the best. It means its popular.

    There is a difference.

    By the way, if O’Reilly and Beck really dominate the ratings so much, does that mean they are the evil mainstream media I keep hearing about?

    by bearness November 18th at 7:20PM
  6. As for the Hamptons, I’m white and you couldn’t give me a house and pay me to live in the Hamptons. I don't care how "good a neighborhood" it is. I'll stick to my neighborhood where the deer outnumber the people.

    by bearness November 18th at 7:25PM
  7. "…too bad your comments have no fact to them."? Bill, I'm curious. Is there an academy right-wingers all attend in which you learn to fracture English?

    by NoLongerDesperate November 18th at 10:46PM
  8. This guy is goofy looking, full of hate and nonsense, i dont get it, who at CNN hires idiots like him and Lou Dobbs?

    These hate mongers had their 15 minutes of fame after 911, taking advantage of a national tragedy, but the people are tired of these blowhards now.

    FU CNN

    by Rick November 19th at 9:19PM
  9. To No longer Desperate, " Is there a pompous ass, windbag school of liberal robots you came from?" Spare me with the writing lecture. I can put you under the table in a debate or writing you pompous ass. I crack up at losers like you who "inspect" every word as if you are some supreme being instead of being an asshole. Here is hoping one of Obama's "supporters" mugs your dumb ass. And jerky, Fox News will RULE even more with Glenn Beck. Now go place your head in your Village Voice, NY Times, CNN, MSNBC( is that BS still on the air?) and your leftist horse-crap. You are not intelligent in the least… you are brainwashed. Ever wonder why you don't see a conservative professor on most college campuses? DUH…. This is why these pimple-faced fools coming out of college have to be "de-programmed" as life goes on by reality. Smart? You are anything but. I will wreck you in every debate there is. Now go back to smoking your weed with your fake intellect. Dumb ass. You are VERY DESPERATE. Unlike you I have something to say.

    by Bill November 19th at 11:13PM
  10. Bearness, guys like Beck, O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh dominate so much because people are sick of the leftist media every place you turn. You guys can't even handle 1 moderate/conservative station in Fox. Insane. Let me see, liberal/socialists dominate… get ready now… Hollywood, academia, TV, most newspapers, most singers, comics like Jon Stewart( who of course lives like a right-wing dictator). Do I really need to go on? CNN, MSNBC, your local news, "comedy shows" like the mean-spirited SNL, etc. I can go on forever. I would gladly exchange Fox and talk radio( liberals are boring on the radio) for the "built-in" advantage Democrats/leftists have every damn day. The fact is the OTHER HALF of the country is begging for Fox and talk radio because we are swamped by liberal bullshit every day. REALITY CHECK. And you can debate that as well MR./Miss ALWAYS DESPERATE. Glenn Beck will just contribute more to the destruction of MSNBC… otherwise known as the "insomnia cure" network. Most people would rather watch a dog catch a frizbee in its mouth than that BORE of a network.

    by Bill November 19th at 11:31PM
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