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November 19 at 2:39PM

2012 Draft Sarah Palin Committee Off to a Roaring, Losing Start

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

You want Sarah Palin to run for president in 2012? Well, do ya, moose-punks? Then you'd better ride your cyber snow machines over to the website of the 2012 Draft Sarah Committee right quick.

There are so many highlights, I hardly know where to start…

* There's a link to a Yahoo! group that originates, suspiciously, in Canada. Maybe the Alaskans bought part of it when we weren't looking?

* Also, too, there's a list of ways you can promote the Draft Sarah Committee in your everyday life, even if you are not a plumber or a builder. For example, you can "bookmark this website," so your Netscape Browser knows exactly how much you love shooting wolves from helicopters. Then you can purchase a mug, because there's "nothing like sharing a cup of coffee with your co-workers, drinking out of a "Vote Sarah" mug." (This last part is actually true. Guys, I know what you're getting for Christmas.)

* And finally, there is a Real American Straw Poll, in which voting has already begun for the next presidential election. Over 33,400 people have voted on a hypothetical matchup between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama, and according to the latest results, 98% of them say Barack Obama will win.

Well then. Draft Sarah Palin for 2012!

  1. Why do you waste your time on this nonsense? It's boring.

    by Aleph-Beth January 1st at 6:12PM
  2. Sure, waste your time and money. She'll be obliterated in primary debates by other candidates who can string two consecutive English sentences together coherently.

    by NoLongerDesperate January 1st at 2:14PM
  3. Drill Baby Drill,

    That's right, you should be thanking this Woman for the gas prices dropping! Now that America wants energy independence and we will have to explore all options, the Liberals are running like chicks with their heads cut-off to drive the price of oil down…LOL….News flash, we'll drill anyway! It's good for climate change!

    Sarah Palin 2012—Whether you like her or not!

    by Teamsarah January 1st at 12:59PM
  4. The fact is that Sarah is much more popular the Obama from the results of the 2008 campaign. She relates to the American dream
    of anyone can be the president is they are true to fighting evil and promoting the free enterprise system. http://SarahPalinThankGod.com
    is giving away free buttons and bumper stickers

    by Tony Andrade November 21st at 1:13AM
  5. As usual very hateful, mean-spirited garbage from liberal nazis so jealous of Governor Sarah Palin. Will she be the one chosen? Who knows? Nobody ever thought Obama would be elected or even mentioned 4 years ago so I have no clue. She will certainly be one of the leaders in some capacity and potentially as president. That has to be played out but the truth is the Republican field is quite good so far for 2012. Once we get over with the first bi-racial president crap and REALLY get to see this guy govern we will know the direction. But, as usual, liberal nazis are the lowest of the low… so jealous of Palin in every way- her accomplishments, her family, her NOT aborting her children, her beauty, etc. JEALOUSY is a terrible thing. By the way this is basically a hate-site. There is nothing "funny" about Stewart's hate blog here. I could only imagine what Mary Phillips Sandy looks like. JEALOUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Sheila you are a nasty "liberal" as well. Get over it. Your "boy" won the election so what is the consistent hate of Governor Palin? What is it? She has appeal, face it. Just because the dumps of NYC or LA may not like her has no meaning. She will be a draw always…. the way it is. Now, let the ACORN fraud, 650 million spending, money-reform destroying, race-baiter Obama do all he said he will. And ya can't ride off of Bush any longer. I don't want to hear excuses a year or 2 down the line…. well, Bush blah, blah, blah. Best thing for the Republicans was to lose. They were going away for their principles. But the field looks quite solid for 2012.

    by Bill November 20th at 10:44AM
  6. Lol at the first reply. Sarah in contention will guarantee Obama a one term presidency, eh? Who in their right mind would vote for Palin? And why on earth would you want to encourage her to run? You're talking about the safety of your children here. Besides, lady Sarah herself said she will only run with a signal from God. Ted Stevens just lost the Senate race, meaning she now can't take his place if he were removed, meaning no Senate seat for her. I think she may have just gotten her answer…

    by lisa November 20th at 6:54AM
  7. Now to be fair those 33,400 were tabulated with only 13,000 website hits. Some folks have been voting much more than once. I wonder if that's how Obama won the election ? Who cares, Sarah will be in contention and will guarantee Obama a one term presidency. If you think not… then please visit the 2012 Draft Sarah Website and make a generous contribution to the cause to help us encourage Sarah to run.

    by David November 19th at 3:38PM
  8. With the first pick in the 2012 draft held in 2008, the Alaskan Crabs select… Sarah Palin, from BFE, Alaska. The Arkansas Ghonnorreah are on the clock.

    by Cube November 19th at 3:20PM
  9. Do not encourage this moronic and disasterous woman with any coverage whatsoever.

    by sheila November 19th at 3:02PM

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