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November 19 at 10:50AM

God Slams Door in Sarah Palin's Face

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

Sarah Palin was repeatedly asked in recent weeks if she'd consider running for an office beyond that of Alaska Governor. And much like Barack Obama on the topic of abortion, she deflected the question to God.

As Palin famously told Greta Van Susteren

"Putting my life in my creator's hands — this is what I always do. I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door.

"Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door."

Well when it comes to Ted Stevens' Senate seat, consider the door slammed, because Stevens lost yesterday, thus precluding a special election that could have featured Palin.

God's message to Palin: Get back to work. Run your state, keep an eye on Putin, and set your sights on 2012 when, as we all know, the prestigious State House District 9 seat will be up for grabs.

And thank Me for not giving you a shot at the U.S. Senate. Because while I, God, wouldn't slam any doors in your face on Capitol Hill, a justifiably bitter John McCain certainly would.

  1. not too late. she can get the illinois senate seat if she can come up with 500 grand before blago gets impeached.

    by littlejohn December 13th at 2:23AM
  2. Dylan Ris…. cretin of the year. Nutcase. Opportunities will open for her like it or not. Gee, she is a governor of a state. You? A total loser asshole. JEALOUSY. Fascist liberals strike again. Maybe just maybe we can explore the ludicrous amounts of money Obama took in?? From where? Overseas? From non-Americans? From people spending over the limit? This BOY WONDER just ruined the spending limits we had.

    by Bill November 19th at 10:58PM
  3. I'm hoping she uses some of the money to finance pursuit of a suitable education, whch education she seems to have missed during her first "run" at a baccalaureate degree. I believe it to be a question of priorities.

    As for those open doors she keeps insisting God will show her, I agree that those seem to be closed, so far as immediate political advancement is concerned. Perhaps she's waiting for God to write the message in the sky for her.

    by NoLongerDesperate November 19th at 6:47PM
  4. But remember that she has vowed to plow through any doors. Maybe she'll use some of the millions she's getting from her book deal to finance a recall campaign against begich.

    Pitbull!

    by Camilla November 19th at 4:35PM

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