Newsweek Reports That Barack Obama Just Might Very Well Be the Antichrist Maybe
It seems that sound, scientific, indisputable proof that our president-elect is in fact the Antichrist has finally been found: Some random number generator randomly generated the random number "666" in Illinois randomly. How could you possibly ask for more proof than that?
Unfortunately, the unquestionable and not-at-all-idiotic proof came just one day too late to warn voters of the hellfire into which they were about to submerge themselves, Newsweek's Lisa Miller reports…
On Nov. 5, Todd Strandberg was at his desk, fielding E-mails from around the world. As the editor and founder of RaptureReady.com, his job is to track current events and link them to biblical prophecy in hopes of maintaining his status as "the eBay of prophecy," the best source online for predictions and calculations concerning the end of the world… Now Strandberg was receiving up-to-the-minute news from his constituents in Illinois.
One of the winning lottery numbers in the president-elect's home state was 666 — which, as everyone knows, is the sign of the Beast (also known as the Antichrist). "It is very eerie, and I take it for a sign as to who he really is," wrote one of Strandberg's correspondents.
Yes, it is a very eerie sign. I suppose we should all just give up Hope now and prepare ourselves for the End of Days.
"[T]he spread of secular progressive ideas is a prelude to the enslavement of mankind," explains Richard Landes, former director of the Center for Millennial Studies at Boston University.
No wonder, then, that Obama triggers such fear in the hearts of America's millennialist Christians. Mat Staver, dean of Liberty University's law school, says he does not believe Obama is the Antichrist, but he can see how others might.
No wonder, indeed. It's all so obvious and points so blatantly to the foregone conclusion that a medieval fairytale is playing out before us.
Obama's own use of religious rhetoric belies his liberal positions on abortion and traditional marriage, Staver says, positions that "religious conservatives believe will threaten their freedom." The people who believe Obama is the Antichrist are perhaps jumping to conclusions, but they're not nuts: "They are expressing a concern and a fear that is widely shared," Staver says.
Perhaps they're jumping the gun.
Or, perhaps their paranoid illogical fantasies are preparing them for the inevitable.
Or, perhaps this is in fact a sign that Barack Obama is really the Silver Surfer in disguise and the Earth is about to be devoured by Galactus, Eater of Worlds.
One thing, though, that is not in question is that — regardless of what fantastical fate awaits our doomed planet — Newsweek's Lisa Miller will surely be spared of the carnage as a payment of debt reward for her fantastic journalistic efforts.
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The King James Bible – the inspired Word of God has had many prophecy's fulfilled throughout history, how anyone could doubt or dismiss it is beyond me. Since other prophecy's have come to pass why would anyone doubt that the rest of the procphecy's will play out as well. The bible has been proven to be true, products the bible refers to have been unearthed showing real artifacts. Obama will play a part in the scenrio of the Antichrist. Ecom. collaspe will first occur and it looks like that is what is happening, he's a smooth talker, makes promises he doesn't keep, He's talking the false peace. He promotes immoral acts such as gay's and abortion and everything that goes against God. Only God knows, and we don't but I can see
why those skilled in the bible would believe he is antichrist. Only those who have accepted Christ Jesus and his way of life can spiritually discern and understand the bible. Those who have not been spiritually reborned again can not possibly understand because it takes the indwelling of the Holy Spirit to unlock the mysteries of the bible.
@Kage72:
"Is it Obama? Waaay to early to make such a claim. "
Umm… no, it's simple: Obama is not the Antichrist, because the Antichrist *doesn't exist nor will they ever exist because all of these ridiculous prophesies are bullshit*.
Clear?
I actually fell off my chair reading this. It's too damn funny. Indecision 2008, you guys never fail to give me a good laugh. One question. If you're not Christian, should you be scared? I'm agnostic, so I could care less.
Everyone: the twelfth bak'tun (a period of roughly 396 years) since the beginning of the world will end in December 2012, but there is not a Mayan prediction that the world will end at that time; this has been read into it by later, mostly New Age, writers. So don't freak out, just get ready for Christmas like usual.
On the other hand, Isaac Newton predicted the world would end in 2040, and he was pretty smart, so try to finish your bucket list before then.
As I understand the Mayan thing, it isn't that their calendar had the world ending in 2012, it's that they were attempting to coordinate so many different cyclical events, they could no longer keep up the process past 2012. Too mathematically complicated.
Are you Americans gonna come out of the dark ages yet? It's getting lonely here with our friends *wink wink* the Russians by our side.
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I am like so happy the Antichrist totally won and stuff. Obama really does rule. Join us or perish in a smoldering pile of unworthy carcasses. Thank you. Please watch our film.
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On December 20, 2012, the Earth's axis will align with the galactic center and demons will be unleased from the center of the Milky Way. Either that or manna will reign down from the heavens and an era of peace and love will be ushered in.
Its too difficult for me to tell the difference between the those two anymore.
Speaking of the Rapture… If you think you might be one of those raptured, there is a website http://www.YouveBeenLeftBehind.com. You can send them an email that they will store in a data base. When the rapture comes, their computer will automatically email the message to all of your friends and loved ones who were not “lucky enough” to be raptured, letting them know that you have ascended to heaven and not to worry.
I'm not very religious, but I have watched several shows about this, lol. The prophecy lays out a pretty specific order of events, so it seems kind of impossible for it to go completely unseen.
Is it Obama? Waaay to early to make such a claim. There have been SOOOO many people that have been thought to be the antichrist in the past already. They were all wrong.
Altho, I think what makes so many people wonder is the timing. According to other prophecies, such as the mayan, the world is to end on something like Dec.20 2012. And, scientist have found that there is a VERY rare occurance that will happen then. The earth does something with the way it wobbles or something. How could they have known this thousands of years ago?
But, like i said above. It would seem impossible to miss the signs the prophecy proclaims. Altho, who can say that the prophecy can't be altered at all?