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November 19 at 3:08PM

Please Excuse the Appearance of Our Header

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

You may have noticed that we've been having a bit of an issue with our website's header.

Look, I'm not going to point fingers, but a few days ago somebody was throwing an analogy around on the blog a little too haphazardly, and I didn't catch its meaning, and the next thing I knew the analogy was sailing right over my head and landed squarely in the header's marquee, knocking out the I and the N.

So, now it looks like our website's called Decision 2008. That's just great.

And to make matters worse, in the post-crash confusion, somebody made off with our sub-head. (Please, if you see someone running around the Internet with a "Something Approximating Election News with Something Approximating Honesty" sticking out of their messenger bag, please, get in touch with us.)

Anyway, we happened to have this "Reduced-Fact Political News" sub-head lying around the office (I think someone fished it out of a Fox News dumpster or something), so we put that up in its place for the time being.

The important thing is we just wanted to let you know that — even though our website is kind of a mess right now — we are still here. We have no plans to leave the Internet. Through Inauguration Day and beyond, as long as we can think up some jerked-off comment to make about some jerked-off politician or pundit, we will be here.

Thanks for stopping by so often during the election cycle. Please come back as often as you like. There's always room on our couch.

  1. Hey Cracka's,
    Payback's a bitch!

    by Kanye West November 24th at 6:32PM
  2. No Ganooz like good Ganooz. I thought D.L. Hughley dropped some hurtin' bombs on the blog.

    by Cube November 19th at 3:27PM

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