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November 20 at 11:04AM

Happy Birthday, Joe Biden!

POSTED BY: Ethan Ris


Joe Biden is 66 today. I expect that he's celebrating by doing all of his favorite things: riding on Amtrak, grinning like a maniac, inadvertently insulting his friends.

However, Barack Obama apparently didn't get the memo about the exact date of the Vice President-Elect's special day, because he was celebrating yesterday. With cupcakes.

Biden's birthday is Thursday, but Obama surprised his No. 2 after their weekly lunch Wednesday at the transition office in Chicago. According to staff, Obama presented Biden — a Delaware senator with decades of foreign policy experience — with a dozen cupcakes decorated with candles and teased, "You're 12 years old!"

Staff reported that Biden, ever astute in the art of politics, laughed at the his boss's joke. He responded: "Maybe in dog years!"

Obama led the rest of the staff in song, then handed over some Chicago-themed gifts: a White Sox cap, a Bears cap and a bucket of Garrett's popcorn, a hometown favorite.

So, really what Biden got was a reminder of what he has to look forward to for the next four years… a boss who forgets when his birthday is, makes lame jokes at his expense, gives him gifts that he's just going to take back anyway, and meets with him exactly once a week for an awkward lunch.

And no pinata.

(photo via CNN)

  1. I share the same B-Day as Joe Biden! =P
    This just made my day a bit better

    by Chameleon November 20th at 4:54PM
  2. Happy Birthday, Joe Biden! I am a fellow Pennsylvanian, born and raised there but, left PA 25 years ago to live in the South! Hey, Handsome! Too bad you are married. We would look fabulous together! I am 9 years younger than you and a widow. My husband was a U.S. Naval Academy graduate 1966 but died of cancer in 2003. Where have you been all my life????
    Good Luck, Cutie. And…. Many more Happy Birthdays!
    Thank you for all that you do for this Country!

    by Kate Donley November 20th at 3:49PM

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