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November 20 at 11:37AM

Marilyn Musgrave to Concede Any Week Now

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

Hey, wasn't John McCain's Election Night concession speech classy? Some said it was his finest moment of the campaign and — at the very least — a tough act for other politicians to follow.

And it seems no one feels stronger about that than Rep. Marilyn Musgrave (R-CO), a double-digit loser on November 4th. Rather than hopelessly attempt to equal McCain, Musgrave has decided to let his words echo by refusing to concede herself

Two weeks after the brutal loss, Musgrave still hasn’t called her opponent [Betsy Markey] to concede or to congratulate the victor, as is not only textbook but also mannerly to do.

Now Musgrave lost by a good 11 points, despite the resonance of her platform, which consisted of the following policy points…

* Gay marriage is the single most important issue we face in our country.

* I'm the only Ken Salazar-certified Agent of Hate in the race.

* My opponent, Betsy Markey, is headed to jail. No, don't vet that claim, just accept it as fact!

* The Ku Klux Klan rewarded my gay-bashing with an endorsement.

* Yeah, the economy, I know… but The Gays!!

But now as Markey, the nation and her own staff wait for Musgrave to concede, another complication has emerged.

Namely that Musgrave has disappeared…

Though the Markey team doesn’t plan on stopping by Musgrave’s office while in town, eventually the two camps will have to touch base — just in terms of transitioning. But curiously, more rumors abound that no one has seen or talked to Musgrave since the brutal loss; she’s all but disappeared.

Hmm. Call this a stretch, but it seems to me the last time an anti-gay Colorado demagogue quietly disappeared, it was discovered that he'd spent the time in a Denver hotel room, snorting meth and banging a gay prostitute. His name was Ted Haggard.

But the comparison ends there. When he was inevitably booted from his megachurch, Haggard at least had the decency to concede.

  1. Funny, Rep. Musgrave is still waiting to hear a consession from her previous two Democratic opponents, Stan "Taxman" Matsunaka and Angie "Man Hands" Paccione. I guess the Democrats have been shining examples of how bitter lose elections.
    Oh, and I think Rep. Musgrave is still waiting to get the phone call from the Millionaire elites like Pat Stryker who bought the election, like so many others in Colorado, to apologize from taking her job away.

    by rckymnthoss November 23rd at 7:12PM
  2. Anyone check the nearest shower rod?

    by bearness November 20th at 3:27PM
  3. This marks the first time the words "classy" and "Marilyn Musgrave" have ever appeared on the same page.

    by Lewis Martin November 20th at 2:28PM
  4. I heard about this on a Radio show and think it's a funny
    take on the situation in California…… Our community over here in San Diego loves it! I think it will help the cynical people in the US support the cause

    prop8isgay.com

    by Jessika November 20th at 11:57AM

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