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November 20 at 10:54AM

Michele Bachmann Debunks the Urban Legend of Michele Bachmann

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

Remember Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann? Sure you do. She's the one who went on MSNBC in October and told Chris Matthews that "The news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look at the views of the people in Congress and find out if they're pro-America or anti-America."

Minnesotans, with their dry Midwestern sense of humor, re-elected this woman anyway! And the other day she went on Hannity & Colmes to explain those Joe the McCarthy-type comments, once and for all…

COLMES: Well, of course you're going to — let me ask you very quickly. You've said you were concerned during the campaign that Obama had anti-American views. You said the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look at the views of the people in Congress and find out if they're pro or anti America.

BACHMANN: Actually, that's not what I said at all.

COLMES: Well, I'm just — I'm reading your exact quote.

BACHMANN: Actually that's not [what] I said. It's an urban legend that was created. That isn't what I said at all.

And then the funniest thing happened, an alligator swam up from the toilet and ate Michele Bachmann.

  1. I don't blame all Minnesotans for Ms Bachmann. I'm a big fan of many things Minnesotan, especially Garrison Keillor, "Prairie Home Companion," and the St. Olaf Choir. And Philip Brunelle. You folks do have nearly a monopoly on choral excellence. Is my envy showing?

    by NoLongerDesperate November 22nd at 3:53PM
  2. Please email her and explain to her that she is a liar. Maybe if enough people do it, she might realize the truth. St Cloud, Mn is in her district.

    by NJCPA November 22nd at 2:57PM
  3. Please don't blame all Minnesotans for this certifiably insane woman – she represents the 6th district of Minnesota only – we're negotiating with Wisconsin to take the 6th district in exchange for 200 pounds of cheese

    by LisaMpls November 20th at 3:55PM
  4. How many pathological liars are in the GOP, anyhow? [And don't answer, "All of them," either!]

    by NoLongerDesperate November 20th at 3:43PM
  5. COLMES: But you did! It's right here!

    BACHMANN: No I didn't.

    COLMES: Yes you did!

    BACHMANN: No I didn't

    COLMES: Stop doing that. You're acting like a child.

    BACHMANN: No I'm not.

    And so on for eternity.

    by J.D. November 20th at 1:44PM

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