From the Pork Barrel: Turbaconducken!
* Lame duck sessions suck. But maybe if they were stuffed inside a chicken and a turkey… And then all wrapped up in bacon… Oh, that's the spot.
* Basil at IMAO: Bail out the Big Three up north or build a fence around the South to keep all the unemployed Democrats out.
* Mo Rocca: Who would make a better teacher for the Obama girls: Mrs. Garrett or Edna Krabappel?
* Asking, telling: Still frowned upon by upcoming Obama administration.
* 23/6's Lee Camp: Ten questions that must be asked of Barack Obama before he's sworn in.
* Saxby Chambliss is camera shy.
* Al Franken closing in on Norm Coleman, according to Franken's personal brand of math.
* Patton Oswalt speaks (briefly) about election night blogging here on Indy.
* SNL looking for an actual black guy to play the kind of black guy.
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so is a ruffy a scotty or a jaker i think its about that time. Folks randums HEY FOLKS!
SO IS A RUFFY A SCOTTY OR A JAKER I THINK IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME!
I found it funny Dennis, but then you kept on going, so i thought I would do your job for you.
Wow Dennis Diclaudio cant take it, but he gives it. hmmmm. I was just trying to be funny and you know what? to me it was hilarious.
Good news everyone. I hear my fascist Rep. Jason Chafetz is going to be on Colbert. That should be fun.
Here's my caption: "Duh… I like making fun of people who act like third-graders and start insulting people when their captions don't get chosen for stupid, meaningless contests. Duh…"
Here is a picture of the author of this piece, Please submit your your captions HERE:
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Unfortunately "TWAT" & "HUH, SOAP?" Have been taken so you need to try and be more political and stuff.
Then I will choose the worst captions and then try and embaress you when you complain they suck, ok. GOOD LUCK!!
Great I just found out my fascist Rep (Jason Chafetz) who wants to put all illegal immigrants into tent city prisons has decided to make a name for himself by purchasing a camp cot so he can sleep in his office.
Maybe he should just build his own tent city on the Mall.