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November 21 at 8:29PM

From the Pork Barrel: Turbaconducken!

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

* Lame duck sessions suck. But maybe if they were stuffed inside a chicken and a turkey… And then all wrapped up in bacon… Oh, that's the spot.

* Basil at IMAO: Bail out the Big Three up north or build a fence around the South to keep all the unemployed Democrats out.

* Mo Rocca: Who would make a better teacher for the Obama girls: Mrs. Garrett or Edna Krabappel?

* Asking, telling: Still frowned upon by upcoming Obama administration.

* 23/6's Lee Camp: Ten questions that must be asked of Barack Obama before he's sworn in.

* Saxby Chambliss is camera shy.

* Al Franken closing in on Norm Coleman, according to Franken's personal brand of math.

* Patton Oswalt speaks (briefly) about election night blogging here on Indy.

* SNL looking for an actual black guy to play the kind of black guy.

  1. so is a ruffy a scotty or a jaker i think its about that time. Folks randums HEY FOLKS!
    SO IS A RUFFY A SCOTTY OR A JAKER I THINK IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME!

    by Mr. Jacob September 4th at 4:11PM
  2. I found it funny Dennis, but then you kept on going, so i thought I would do your job for you.

    by Tokando November 24th at 10:51PM
  3. Wow Dennis Diclaudio cant take it, but he gives it. hmmmm. I was just trying to be funny and you know what? to me it was hilarious.

    by tokando November 24th at 9:34PM
  4. Good news everyone. I hear my fascist Rep. Jason Chafetz is going to be on Colbert. That should be fun.

    by bearness November 24th at 1:33PM
  5. Here's my caption: "Duh… I like making fun of people who act like third-graders and start insulting people when their captions don't get chosen for stupid, meaningless contests. Duh…"

    by Dennis DiClaudio November 24th at 10:35AM
  6. Here is a picture of the author of this piece, Please submit your your captions HERE:

    http://www.bloomsburyusa.com/images/authors/a1044.jpg

    Unfortunately "TWAT" & "HUH, SOAP?" Have been taken so you need to try and be more political and stuff.

    Then I will choose the worst captions and then try and embaress you when you complain they suck, ok. GOOD LUCK!!

    by tokando November 24th at 12:46AM
  7. Great I just found out my fascist Rep (Jason Chafetz) who wants to put all illegal immigrants into tent city prisons has decided to make a name for himself by purchasing a camp cot so he can sleep in his office.

    Maybe he should just build his own tent city on the Mall.

    by bearness November 21st at 11:01PM

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