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November 21 at 4:05AM

Stephen Colbert Declares an End to Racism

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Obama victory is just the latest of many for a new generation of African-American leaders. Stephen proudly announces our post-racial age, but Newark Mayor Cory Booker rejects the term.

Booker wants us to benefit from our differences, but Stephen can't see color.

  1. Stephen…you are absolutely great, but I fear that we have not erased racism…I have formerly supported the Southern Poverty Law center, can't afford it now, but they register the many hate groups around our nation…even in upstate Minnesota…so close to the Twin Cities. I think Barak should have something similar to the Pope-Mobile.
    Jane
    PS: I hope you will repeat your Christmas show. It comes on late here i.e. 10:30 and I confess that I fell asleep watching it last night.
    PSS: Thanks for this opportunity to comment.

    by Jane Riedel November 24th at 5:12PM

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