November 21 at 7:01PM
YOU DECIDE Caption Challenge: John McCain for Saxby Chambliss
Oh, and don't forget to leave messages conveying your complete disgust with our choices for finalists along with a healthy dose of contempt for your fellow contributors' captions. It wouldn't be a caption challenge without them.
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Here are a few for your lame caption challenge tokando:
"I love being able to drive tokando mad simply by showing how unfunny his drivel really is with a couple of clicks of the mouse."
"Maybe we should hire that blogger tokando. He's like steroids for comedy."
"I didn't know you could get conjunctivitis by reading the literature of tokando."
"Someone should get tokando a hooker. Preferably one with a crusty case of chlamydia."
Why are you a dick?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MB3Szl23xI
wow cube! seriously un-funny, you are a front runner right now. Maybe im not a paid "comedy" writer, and whats with the defence? you either are this loser or his b/f?? either way EEEEWWWWWWW.
This is unfortunate and disheartening. What do you do about it though?
Seriously, tokando, I'm offended. Really! That is HARDLY the worst picture of me available online. That's really the best you could do? It's like you're not even trying.
Here. Use this one for your brilliant contest, please: http://blog.indecision2008.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ddc.jpg
Who the Hell writes "EEEEEEEEWWWWWW" as a means of expressing themselves? I see that eating paste isn't the only think you cling to from kindergarten. Tokando, don't you realize you were a prick not only to the staff who chose last weeks captions, but also to the bloggers who wrote them? That shit ain't right. Lord knows, I'm the moral compass of this blog. You ask why I defend him. I'll tell you why. He doesn't deserve it, I can only assume he wasn't the only person who chose the captions, I like defending people, you insulted many, but mostly, you're a vagina.
Sorry I've been away for a couple of days. I had training that could best be summarized as, "Don't be Ted Stevens." I didn't listen. Spent the rest of the weekend trying to make bail.
I was all ready to write something witty too. But I think Cube's got it covered better than I could have.
See Dennis took it the right way! why cant you? its a joke, fucking blog writers are so gay some times.
Oh and Dennis, I dont have the time to trawl through shit loads of your ugly fucking pictures hahaha
Tokando,
I'm going to try to take the high road. And by high I mean two things: I just smoked some good ass shit and I'm in a a solid mood. I don't mean to get all philosophical on you, but give me a moment. I once read an article by a very smart fellow who spoke about cyber-sniping. Behind this veil of anonymity we write under, for the most part, we're protected by it. Consider however how the bloggers you ripped in the initial challenge might feel (of which I wasn't even a part of). Maybe nothing. Probably nothing. But why would your intent be to insult the very people you co-exist with on this blog? I don't know. I only know that one ought not do that.
This is a comedy blog and sometimes the line between sniping and comedy is blurry. Can you be open to the concept of empathy? Some sort of creative stir went into all of those captions. It did as well in selecting them. And you take a picture, make homophobic remarks, and such… different attacks on a person who is not anonymous. Do you really think his intent was to offend anyone? And you can say I'm kissing ass or whatever, however, you would be wrong. I've written about the internet, privacy issues, and unfortunately, lately, sniping. There needs to be some baseline code. Even here. We fuck with the politicians but not with one another.
I probably sound as if I'm on some sort of pedestal. Hell, I'm guilty of writing very off color remarks. But, I really try not to personalize anything towards anyone here. That stopped when I read your posts. I mostly like fart jokes and things of a disgusting nature. So, as for me, I'm done firing back at you. You can go on as much as you'd like, but it falls on deaf ears as of now. With that, I have to get some peanut butter and lure my dog to my privates.
Firstly, this never had anything to do with you, so why you got involved I have no idea, secondly, If you read my reply to the first one I found it hilarious that i got called out. But then the same shit again? I dont take it lying down (no gay pun intended). So Its good you dont want to reply now (which you should have done in the first place). The matter is closed now, me and Dennis are BFF.