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November 24 at 11:54AM

Correction: Obama's Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is Not "Boring"

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

Last week my colleague Dennis reported that Timothy Geithner, Barack Obama's choice for Treasury Secretary, is a "boring guy" with a "boring role."

Obviously, this was a typo. Our apologies! That post title should have read "Cool Guy Tapped to Fulfill Super-Important Role." The spellchecker didn't catch it.

As everybody knows, Geithner got hands-on econopocalypse experience at the Treasury during the Asian financial crisis, which was just as bad as the mess we're in now (although theirs had cuter characters). And — I'm sure I don't need to tell you this — Geithner became president of the New York Fed at the tender age of 43. It goes without saying that the presidency of the New York Fed is the second-most important job in U.S. central banking, right after the chairmanship of the Federal Reserve, and that the Secretary of the Treasury is responsible for our country's economic, financial and tax policies.

But perhaps you didn't realize that Timothy Geithner belongs to the Keanu Reeves school of economics…

Mr Geithner looks a lot younger than his 47 years (though not as young as he did before the [current American] crisis began). He skateboards and snowboards and exudes a sort of hipster-wonkiness, using "way" as a synonym for "very" as in "way consequential" and occasionally underlining his point with the word "fuck".

These skills will give Geithner a unique ability to communicate with the American people about the Treasury's $700 billion bailout package, which is now a mere drop in the $7.4 trillion of taxpayer money that's being thrown at troubled financial institutions.

"You're way fucked," Tim Geithner will be able to tell the American people, right before he escapes to an undisclosed location on his skateboard.

  1. The Apocalypse: Change You Can Believe In.

    by bearness November 24th at 4:38PM
  2. Geithner is a Vulcan. Duh.

    by obamagramma November 24th at 5:52PM
  3. Geithner's "handsome, in a vaguely British kind of way?" What does that mean? Only some of his teeth are crooked and falling out?

    by Cube November 24th at 7:18PM
  4. No, it's just a general pastiness.

    by Mary P-S November 25th at 8:07AM
  5. I agree. VeryTony Blair.

    by bearness November 25th at 11:14AM
  6. Timothy Geithner is so not bogus I guess. With all this pub and him being the ultimate blog babe magnet, he's gotta be most excellent. Something's afoot in the economy.

    by Cube November 25th at 1:11PM
  7. Senate Confirmation Question: can you name the four President's masks used in Point Break and how will this affect your administration of the $350 billion bailout?

    by obamagramma November 26th at 2:59AM
  8. Dude has no eyebrows. I can't trust anyone that doesn't have eyebrows!

    by Matt February 10th at 10:25PM
  9. Tim looks so adorable. I bet his cute will save this economy <3

    by rv February 14th at 3:48AM
  10. Why doesn't he have eyebrows? Crack smoking accident?

    by Jim January 11th at 12:05AM
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