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November 24 at 1:04PM

This Thanksgiving, What Are You Thanking Sarah Palin For?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

About midway through this television commercial/ode to Sarah Palin, you're going to think to yourself, "Wait a minute. Is this really happening?"

Let me assure you: Yes, it's really happening. I only know this because I have to watch it four times before I'd finally convinced myself that I wasn't hallucinating after having tripped and cracked my head open on the floor…

I strongly recommend that every Democrat visit www.OurCountryPAC.org and donate generously to get Sarah Palin on the ticket in 2012.

Do it for your country.

  1. Im thanful to the rest of America for not voting her dumb ass into office!

    by tokando November 25th at 2:21AM
  2. I'm thankful I can now visualize Sarah Palin's hairdo in a turkey chipper.

    by Hilo November 25th at 8:25AM
  3. I'm thankful that she ruined the election for John McCain because of her complete lack of knowledge about anything, everything.

    by Sean November 25th at 10:58AM
  4. I'm thankful to Sarah Palin for giving all the blondes and rednecks a break by creating a new genre of dumb jokes.

    by flasunbum November 25th at 12:21PM
  5. I will be more thankful if she can simply slither back into oblivion but somehow I doubt that is going to happen.

    I do thank Palin for all the great skits on SNL–Tina Fey ROCKS!

    by Melinda November 25th at 1:35PM
  6. I am Joe the Plumber….

    by Joe November 27th at 11:49AM
  7. i am thankful that palin does not know where canada is .

    by shannonshuster November 27th at 2:24PM
  8. Thank you, Sarah Palin for winking into the camera during your debate with Biden. It showed us how much of an amateur you are.

    by Darren December 2nd at 3:08PM
  9. I'm thankful that Governor Palin has shown us what the Walmartized political terrain might looks like; specially how low the standards of leadership has become in this country. Which, starting with Nixon, has been on continued downward slide.

    by Jason87 December 2nd at 3:28PM
  10. "Walmartized political terrain." There's a phrase worth keeping, especially in light of the incident at a Long Island Wal-Mart last Friday. Sums up everything ugly, stupid, and brutal about contemporary politics. Wish I'd coined it. Great work, Jason87!

    by NoLongerDesperate December 2nd at 4:50PM
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