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November 25 at 11:13AM

David Axelrod: The Secret Muslim Socialist's Karl Rove

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

When the Bush Administration abdicates its throne in January, it will leave behind the redefinition of several administrative roles. The American vice president, for instance, is now a joint member of the executive and legislative branches as well as his own military branch in the war against pheasant-hunting old men.

Even more drastically changed is the role of White House Senior Advisor, which Karl Rove transformed from a middling policy job to one of great importance — ranking somewhat above U.S. President, but slightly below CEO of ExxonMobil.

Now with Rove banished to Fox News, (where he becomes the most liberal employee following the departure of Alan Colmes), the White House Advisor job transfers to David Axelrod, Barack Obama's longtime strategist.

Fun facts about Axelrod…

* He kind of hates Karl Rove.

* He is Jewish. This makes him an unlikely co-conspirator in Obama's planned destruction of Israel, which was reported by noted foreign policy analyst Joe the Plumber.

* He probably had a lot to do with Hillary Clinton's Secretary of State nomination, since she practically cured cancer as a favor to his wife.

* Although he sports the classic "advisor's mustache," he's still miles behind the dean of his profession, Rasputin.

  1. He's Toby Ziegler.

    by obamagramma November 26th at 4:39AM
  2. nah, Obama's looking for someone with more than a pea-brain (or is it a pee-brain?) – think Angie missed the humor in Dylan's description of a guy who got 15 minutes of fame for no good reason.

    by Lisa in Shelton November 25th at 7:11PM
  3. I wonder if "noted foreign policy analyst Joe the Plumber" is Obama's fallback plan in case Hillary backs out on him.

    by Angie November 25th at 2:33PM

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