Comments on: America's Shameful Thanksgiving Secret Revealed

By: TAFADZWA L. CHARAMBA

TAFADZWA L. CHARAMBA — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:19:26 +0000

I never enjoyed white turkeys, thanks god at last we now have a black turkey inside the white house and 2008 christmas gonna be the best!

By: Ol' Whip

Ol' Whip — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:54:14 +0000

I like dark meat!

(Did I say that out loud?)

By: bearness

bearness — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:35:31 +0000

I thought I’d take a moment and list the things I’m thankful for this year. I am thankful that:
#1 I am not a turkey.
#2 I have survived George W. Bush’s Presidency thus far and only have another two months to wait until its over.
#3 Sarah Palin is not the VP elect.
#4 I learned what “Two girls, one cup” is and I never have to watch that carnival geek show again.
#5 I have been “schooled” by a Ron Paul supporter.
#6 My mind is miniscule.
#7 Discovering I have neigh limitless douchebaggery and anger.
#8 Comedy Central has provided me with a place where I can express my douchebaggery and anger in a nondestructive manner and has helped keep me sane for the past twelve months.
#9 My fellow douche bags have found the same place for expressing themselves and have kept me laughing for the past twelve months.

Sorry to anyone or anything that did not make the list. But going to #10 would be too David Letterman.

Happy Thanksgiving Day.

By: Tom the Turkey

Tom the Turkey — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:57:10 +0000

Rate the IQ of presidents vs. pardoned turkeys from lowest to highest:

Dubya
The Gipper
George Bush Sr.
Bill Clinton

By: Cube

Cube — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:36:06 +0000

ALL TURKEYS MUST DIE. F PARDONS. CUBE HUNGRY.

By: bearness

bearness — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:00:23 +0000

I’ve never understand why this photo op is done. What, are we all supposed to feel collectively better about gorging ourselves sick on Turkeys because the President took time out of his day to have a picture with one and say, “Hey, no one is going to kill you this year.”’

Fuck, I’d rather have lechon asado over any turkey dish any day of the year. But you’ll never see the President pardoning a pig from the roasting pan. Will you?