For all you people who think this is a divided country, I think it's important that you watch this video.

You see, it's not just deluded social conservatives and African-American castratos who inexplicably wear cowboy hats thanking Sarah Palin this holiday weekend. Liberals are equally as appreciative…

God, she did so much to bring this country together under one common cause. How will we ever be able to pay our debt to this selfless woman?