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Caption Challenge: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Leave your caption in the blah blah blah…

  1. Three of you fuckers die and the Presidency is MINE!

    by Bearness December 1st at 9:27PM
  2. Here's looking at you, kid

    by ar December 1st at 9:46PM
  3. "My god, he really is black!'

    by Andrew Dier December 1st at 10:00PM
  4. NO! We're becoming more like McCain every day. Look at the growths on our faces.

    by Not so funny Man December 1st at 11:29PM
  5. hey,that's what my husband asked Monica!

    by greg December 1st at 11:49PM
  6. don't fuck it up.

    by jgodsey December 1st at 11:49PM
  7. "Sure, Barack, you can have the next dance, but remember, Bill always let ME lead!"

    by NoLongerDesperate December 2nd at 12:06AM
  8. I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie.

    by wrong December 2nd at 12:18AM
  9. "Try as you might, Barack, you cannot resist the power of the Dark Side."

    by Jim December 2nd at 12:46AM
  10. Darling, think of all the time we've wasted…

    by Andrea December 2nd at 12:50AM
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