December 1 at 7:00PM
Caption Challenge: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
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The national enquirer's own bat-boy emerges from years of isolation to once again prove that change is in the air.
As I continue to squint and casually cross my eyes he looks all the more fuckable…to bad he'll be dead in the next six months…
What village raised you?:)
Thank you . . . my hero!!!
Her flirtatious pout said: 'You screwed me!', but her eyes sparkled: 'And I loved EVERY minute of it!'. Hilary's heart fluttered and her knees trembled, as her brain raced to conceive an explanation for the "boating accident" which would involve Bill and Michelle early next February.
You had me at change…
Lady Liberty is ours, I'll take the front, while you hit 'er in the rear.
"There's a lot of travel involved in this job Hillary, you go when I say, you come back when I say…My own, personal, human intercontinental yo-yo."
When you said you'd give me a cabinet position if I'd just please bow out and buck up, you weren't kidding. Tell Michelle, she's lucky she has an honest husband.
"Your job will be to implement my foreign policy vision overseas, a vision more moderate and less hawkish than your own personal stance. I chose you to bring bring hope and change to a world weary of violence and petty differences… and because I know you hate me and this gets you out of the country a lot."