Sarah Palin Wants Your Job (Assuming You Get to Be on TV)
If you live in Alaska and your last name is Murkowski, odds are, Sarah Palin has her eye on your job.
Doesn't matter what that is. She'll happily take your job igloo construction. She'll walk away with your job as a penguin shepherd without blinking an eye. She'll start collecting your paychecks for tracking abominable snowmen before you even know what happened.
And, if you happen to have a high profile job in public service, just forget it…
Sen. Lisa Murkowski, a Republican, is up for reelection in 2010. And, Politico reports, she's warning Palin to keep out of the race. "I can guarantee it would be a very tough election," Murkowski told Politico. "If she wants to be president, I don't think the way to the presidency is a short stop in the United States Senate."
If Palin does enter the senatorial race in two years and does somehow manage to convince a bunch of people that she's got the chops for politics on a national stage (sounds crazy, right?) and does somehow manage to win Senator Murkowski's seat, it wouldn't be the first time Palin stole a position from someone in her family.
Two years ago, she took the senator's father Frank Murkowski's job as governor of Alaska.
So, what does Gov. Palin have against the Murkowski family? It's hard to say. But we do know from experience that Palin has a history of preying on the weak.
And the weak-minded.
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I hope Caribou Barbie finds a way to stay on the national stage. After all, Obama's obvious intelligence and competency is going to make satire difficult. Not only that, his team AND is family all seem to be playing with full decks.
I MISS BILLY CARTER!
"If she wants to be president, I don't think the way to the presidency is a short stop in the United States Senate."
Really? It worked for Obama.
If Palin runs against Murkowski, she must not be operating from the designs of Truly Tasteless Jokes The New Edition: Revenge of The Polish — The Palin Chronicles.
Just what qualifies this woman to be President. She lies, she cannot speak correctly and she stands by while turkeys get their heads taken off, with a smile on that idiot face. Jesus, surely we have not gotten to that level. I have been to Alaska, I can be governor of Alaska for God's sake. Surely this is a nightmare and I am going to wake up.