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December 3 at 9:43AM

Saxby Chambliss, Conservative Values Win "First Election of 2010" Nearly Two Years Early

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

With only 23 months to go before the vast majority of votes of the vast majority the midterm elections will be counted, Republican Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss has declared himself the very first victor of 2010, after beating his Democratic opponent, Jim Martin, in the 2008 runoff election for Georgia's senate seat.

Garnering 57.5% of the two million Georganians who bothered to vote, incumbent Sen. Saxby Chambliss — according to incumbent Sen. Saxby Chambliss — represents the return to conservative values that America has so craved since the crushing defeat of conservative values one month ago…

"You have delivered tonight a strong message to the world that conservative Georgia values matter [in the state of Georgia]," he said.

"You have delivered a message that a balance of government in Washington is necessary, and that's not only what [2.9 percent of] the people of Georgia want but what [0.02 percent of] the people of America want."

You can't argue with numbers like that. Today truly is a great day for the conservative movement.

But why exactly did such an overwhelming fraction of the people of America reject the failed policies of the not-yet-inaugurated Obama administration?

"If you can't have a little back-and-forth arguing between the parties, then the party in power will make mistakes," said Ron Zukowski, a computer expert in Atlanta who voted for Mr. Chambliss. "This was my chance to say no, and I said no."

Luckily, now, thanks to Mr. Zukowski's "Power of No," the American people will be spared of four years of a government that makes any mistakes.

Welcome to the Golden Age.

  1. I have a little back and forth with Obama's ugly kids, but they're all products of incest anyway.

    by Mark December 3rd at 1:02PM
  2. What a coincidence !
    The colon makes up about 0.02 percent of your body weight by mass.
    And when full, about 2.9 % of your body volume!

    So, we can easily deduce where the "conservative values" voters are coming from!

    by Jake The Snake December 3rd at 11:13AM
  3. Chambliss also likes to have a little back-and-forth with his granddaughter.

    by Cube December 3rd at 10:55AM

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