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December 4 at 3:12AM

Stephen Colbert Gives a Barack-Handed Compliment

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Stephen joins Rush Limbaugh in praising Barack Obama for his shrewdness in appointing Hillary Clinton as his secretary of state.

Is now the time to destroy civil discourse by calling Obama a schemer?

  1. BEARS!
    when bears are seen,
    approaching at a distance,
    choose at once between
    retreat and armed resistance.
    a gentleman remained to fight,
    with what result for him?
    the bear with ill concealed delight,
    devoured him limb by limb.
    another man, he turned and ran,
    he ran extremely hard,
    but the bear was faster than the man,
    and beat him by a yard.

    moral:
    decisive action in the hour of need,
    denotes the hero,
    but does not suceed.

    -hillaire belloc

    by jimdaly December 4th at 9:17AM

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