Caption Challenge: George W. Bush Quintuple Spectacular
Today when we got up, yawned, put on our blogging robe and turned on our blogging machine device pad, we thought it'd be just another day of finding pictures to amuse you people into writing snarky captions in our comments.
We went to Getty Images, typed in "U.S. Politics" and proceeded to do not one, not two, but five separate spit-takes.
We were in a bit of a tizzy about what to do with FIVE amazing pictures of George and Laura Bush hosting a Children's Holiday Reception at the White House. He's singing! He's kissing! He's crowd surfing six-year-olds!
In the end, we decided the most prudent decision would be to make Matt Tobey post the four most inspiring pics, and then we'd put up this more quietly awesome one where Ol' Georgie is obviously telling Laura about all the fun adventures he just had.
So take another look at Matt's post, drink in what is happening, and put your interpretation in the comments below.
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"Not just that one, Laura. If we adopt 'em all, we can one-up that Angelina Jolie!"
Figuring he'd be naturally handy with the Brush on his new Dallas Ranch, Geroge and Laura Bush decide to adopt little Juan the New Mexician Orphan.
Laura these are more than just miracle's from God, their also huge tax right-offs.
"Ask them if they've ever read 'My Pet Goat.'"
[Edit: why is my required security code "USOB"?!?]
"Laura, did that lil' bastard just say this reminds him of "Curious George goes to the White House"?"
The Bush's host their kickoff event for the Bush Regional Initiative. It is very similar to the Clinton Global Initiative, only it helps children who are geographically convenient and don't smell like epidemic.
Psst. Laura. At the end they are going to allow questions from the audience. This looks like a pretty tough crowd. Just in case you take the tough questions okay?
Remember that one little smart ass who asked me what the White House was like? I said, "White". That got me in more trouble than Jeff Gannon did.
Oh my God! George, that one's playing with the vile of Anthrax! Naw huney, thu little pecker just found my stash of blow.
"Hey Laura, something smells, which one farted?"
G.W. Bush: "Hey Laura, we have a lot of stupid-looking kids in this country. Do ya think any of them could, in the future, mess up this country as much as I have?"
Laura: "That one!"