You've Got to Be F**king Kidding Me
The Chicago Tribune has an article this morning about people who are outraged about what Rod Blagojevich did. That doesn't seem like anything shocking, right? Who's not outraged about Rod Blagojevich? Except they're angry about the Governor's potty-mouth.
"You expect more from a governor," said Barbara Pachter, an expert on business etiquette. "You don't always get it, but you expect more. This is just lousy behavior. We don't want our governors to be drunken sailors."
Preach on, sister. Why can't we get back to the days when politicians committed despicable crimes using language suitable for children?
Have we really fallen so far since the Teapot Dome scandal? Now that was a nice, clean unconscionable violation of the public trust the whole family could enjoy.
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What I will always remember is that hair. Oh, that hair.
Gary Hart had helmet-hair, too. He, too, dared people to follow his ass around and try, just try, to dig up some dirt on him. Coincidence? I think not. Now, look at Elliott Spitzer. No hair, and he dared no one to scrutinize his heinous conduct.
I think these politicians with helmet-hair think that they can see us, but we can't see them.
On the other hand, Carlin's "Seven Dirty Words" are overrated.
I really wouldn't give a cunt hair of a chance this mutherfucker will even shit or fuck up Barack's campaign or Michelle's tits for piss' sakes.
It's crazy that Nixon's bad language is what many people remember as his worst shortcoming.