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The Indecision 2008 Awards for Indecision 2008, Brought to You by Indecision 2008: The Best John McCain Moments of 2008

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

As the year 2008 quickly draws to an end and the title of our website comes closer and closer to making no sense at all, it's time to look back on the longest year in the history of time and reflect upon its greatest moments and personalities.

Our first award will be presented to the absolutely very best John McCain moment of the year, as nominated by you and and voted on by you.

So, think back through the past twelve months and try to come up with the funniest, saddest, scariest, loneliest, inspiringest and/or forgetfuliest things that John McCain did, said or ate. Then nominate them in the comments section of this post. Whomever gets a specific nomination in there first will be considered the official nominator of that nomination.

Here's a retrospective video to get help juice your mind grapes…

  1. Most arrogant, dismissive put-down [referring to Obama]: "That one."

    First evidence that the Johnny Mack that we'd once admired had returned: his gracious concession speech.

    by NoLongerDesperate December 15th at 10:59PM
  2. How about when he "suspended" his campaign to irritate people who were actually trying to fix the economy?

    by Maelstorm December 15th at 11:27PM
  3. Oh, and when his face fell to the floor when Obama mentioned McCain's "Bomb bomb Iran" song at the debate. That instant of murderous rage was hilarious.

    by Maelstorm December 15th at 11:30PM
  4. Zero?!

    by Matt December 16th at 8:48AM
  5. Also, mentioning Joe the Plumber like 6 times during the debate and leading to the 15 minutes of fame of that guy.

    by Matt December 16th at 9:03AM
  6. Here’s my top 11:
    1. “The fundamentals of the economy are strong”
    2. How many homes do you own? I’ll have to get back to you on that. Oh, its 7.
    3. Claims all of his 13 cars are “American made and yet when they are listed, 1 is Japanese and 1 is German.
    4. Obama is not a Muslim. He’s a good family man.
    5. The suspended, non-suspended campaign that was never un-non-suspended.
    6. I’m a Maverick and I’ve voted with Bush 90% of the time.
    7. Pirate McCain mugs and T-shirts on the Straight Talk Express. I still need an audio clip of him saying “Arrh!” After telling a joke.
    8. How many financial campaign advisors did he go thorough because of their ties to failed banks? I remember the number being higher than 5.
    9. Speaking of which: Mental Recession, nation of whiners.
    10. Watching over Palin’s shoulder to make sure she was reading the teleprompter correctly when they gave their first speech together.
    11. If Obama has never gone to Iraq. Maybe he should come along with me. Obama’s trip to Iraq was a shameless political photo-op.

    by bearness December 16th at 11:21AM
  7. 1) Picking Palin. (The beginning of the end.)
    2) Fake-suspending his campaign.
    3) the whole 'Joe the Plumber" fiasco.
    4) Wandering the stage aimlessly during a debate and walking in fron of the camera.
    5) Saying the fundamentals of our economy are strong and then changing the meaning of fundamentals to mean American workers.
    6) His many, many weird poses and facial expressions caught on camera.
    7) The lady who thought Obama was an Arab.
    8) Blowing off David Letterman to interview with Katie Couric and getting caught.
    9) "Gotcha journalism."
    10) His many houses and cars.

    by Ashley December 16th at 11:55AM
  8. His stunned reaction to the question regarding health plans' lack of coverage of birth control while providing full coverage for use of Viagra.

    That says even more than saying it all could ever say.

    by DaveW December 16th at 1:27PM
  9. Well, at least he can laugh at himself.

    by Art Wenzel December 16th at 1:40PM
  10. by Anonymous December 16th at 5:51PM
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