The Onion: Typo in Proposition 8 Defines Marriage as Between 'One Man and One Wolfman'
From The Onion's year-end Our Annual Year: 2008 A.D. wrap-up…
Activists on both sides of the gay marriage debate were shocked this November, when a typographical error in California's Proposition 8 changed the state constitution to restrict marriage to a union between "one man and one wolfman," instantly nullifying every marriage except those comprised of an adult male and his lycanthrope partner.
"The people of California made their voices heard today, and reaffirmed our age-old belief that the only union sanctioned in God's eyes is the union between a man and another man possessed by an ungodly lupine curse," state Sen. Tim McClintock said at a hastily organized rally celebrating passage of the new law.
This just made me feel that much worse for my current case of can't-think-of-a-decent-joke-to-save-my-life-itis.
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Dennis, "This just made me feel that much worse for my current case of can't-think-of-a-decent-joke-to-save-my-life-itis." The Dr. says Mylanta and Big Bambu.
Are we like, allowed to write a suggestion and stuff? I stumbled onto Political Machine after you wrote that article about the birth certificate. The folks who comment there on this issue make me look more stable than… well, they are. It makes me feel good about me.
I found Political Machine upon looking for legal jargon to respond to the article I saw here first. I'm sure you know someone who works there with a weird beard.
I did the square root of a negative number and had an imaginary thought. Anyway y'all can pump out some article to draw these kooks in over the weekend? It is an endless circle fire. Salon had a great piece that ought get more play. The several articles on Political Machine regarding this utterly stupid issue gets more hits than a doob rolled by an expert in Amsterdam.
This ain't my game. But, please, we really need some of y'all to crush these folks with some biting satire and there's sooooooo much to gnaw off of them. You know how to make Google your 'ho. Pimp this out! Crush their heads. I don't know if I buy that self-proclaimed "itis," but this should help.
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/12/05/birth_certificate/