Today, for some reason, I'm having a hard time being even as not-funny as I normally am.

Maybe it's my unquenchable liberal anger that some guy who I barely care about is going to say something that I don't care about at all at the Inauguration. Maybe my extreme excitement at the prospect of Tom Vilsack being the Secretary of Something or Other drained me of all my serotonin. Maybe blah blah blahggity blah blah.

Anyway, here's a video from Funny or Die. (At the moment, I guess I'm dead.)