Describe George W. Bush in One Word (Other than 'Incompetent')

Lately I've been seizing every opportunity to use the phrase "soon-to-be-former president George W. Bush." Try it! You may find it gives you a little thrill, followed by a calming sensation.

But before we bliss ourselves out too much, let's take one last wallow in Dubya-driven rage, before it's gone forever. The Pew Research Center has released its final report on public opinion of the (soon-to-be-former) president — check out the whole thing here, but if you can imagine a nosediving line, like a stock ticker, you'll get the gist.

Here's my favorite finding: When asked to choose one word that describes George W. Bush, respondents' top pick was incompetent. Unfortunately, their choices were limited to English words that might be used in polite company, or in front of children.

Good thing we have no such uptight xenophobic qualms here at (In)decision 2008. Please, take to the comments and tell us the one word you'd use to describe soon-to-be-former president George W. Bush.

I'll kick things off with a nod to Shakespeare: canker-blossom.

Hey, it's also a nod to Karl Rove.