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POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

A photo from his Hawaiian vacation

Jesus!

I see a definite conflict of interest between his not being more supportive of opposed to* Prop 8 and walking around looking like that.

I think he's trying to take away my right to get married one day.

* Whoops. I always make that mistake. Thanks for correcting me.

  1. Straight people don't want to get married anymore. You'd think they'd be happy to rent the to rent the church a couple extra days a month.

    by Tom December 23rd at 10:36PM
  2. Is the man not allowed to look good? What does him Having a nice bod have to do with rather he can run a country! It's sounds as if some of u need to put down the remote. push away from the table and get out more….

    It doesn't matter where you come from or what you are if this is all you have time to do thin the world should be worried about all of who try to take the simplest of things to make the biggest deal out of them……

    get a life

    by The Rock December 25th at 11:37AM
  3. I think Its okay if he goes swimming with his family… Just because he is going to be president doesn't mean he can't continue on with his normal life.

    by BobbiBiscuit January 2nd at 6:14PM
  4. When he walks
    He's like a samba
    That swings so cool and sways so gentle…

    … But everyday when he walks to the sea
    He looks straight ahead not at me

    by Peggy Lee January 2nd at 10:40PM
  5. i would love for barack to bang the shit out me and make me moan while eating a danish

    by james perry January 14th at 8:32AM
  6. i wanna bang the shit out of him im almost to gay to function and i want u 2 nut all over my face so i can lick it off

    by De'Anglo Woods January 15th at 8:44AM
  7. i wanna bang the shit out of him im almost to gay to function and i want u 2 nut all over my face so i can lick it off yes

    by De'Anglo Woods January 15th at 8:46AM
  8. yahh bitch yahh yeah dis you boy josh n i just wanna let obama know i love him n i want him 2 suck my dick while im gettin hit from the back by bush. u dnt gotta get jelious of me ima suck yo dick and do the same 4 u.

    by joshaa davis January 21st at 7:59AM
  9. man yall niggas nasty as hell yall so fuckin gay espcially dat boy josh

    by NECHOLLE HATCHER January 21st at 8:05AM
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