Barack Obama to Swear into Office on Homosexual Atheist's Bible
Well, it seems to be official. Barack Obama will be taking the Oath of Office on January 20, 2009, with his right hand planted firmly on the Bible owned by a man who neither believed in a personal god nor preferred the company of women in the bedroom.
That's right. He somehow managed to score the same Bible on which fellow Illinoisiate Abraham Lincoln was sworn in as president…
"President-elect Obama is deeply honored that the Library of Congress has made the Lincoln Bible available for use during his swearing-in," said Presidential Inaugural Committee Executive Director Emmett Beliveau.
"The President-elect is committed to holding an Inauguration that celebrates America's unity, and the use of this historic Bible will provide a powerful connection to our common past and common heritage."
Such a thumbing of the nose at all the good old fashioned family values on which this country was founded will almost certainly come as a blow to all the decent Americans who were hoping that anti-gay rights Christian Pastor Rick Warren's prayer at the inauguration was a signal to their ranks that he would be continuing the current administration's policy of coddling them.
No such luck. By deliberately choosing the Bible of Abraham Lincoln — a man who, if not an absolute homosexual, certainly had strong homosexual leanings, and who believed in neither the Bible nor a personal god — Obama seems to be giving aid and comfort to the enemies of American values.
The day seems to belong to the degenerate heathen sodomites.
Update: Reading through the comments to this post, it occurs to me that yet another tired old stereotype has now been laid to rest…
Liberals are no better at interpreting satire than conservatives are.
Cold, empty, meaningless universe bless America.
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American values… HAHA!
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I will start by saying that I am canadian, so I might be wrong in this, but isn't it Lincoln that got rid of slavery. Might this be why President Obama wants to swear on the bible of the man that made his presidency possible?
Gaybraham. Bahahaha!!
Good for you Obama!!
Or… we could swear him in on a book of Mother Goose's Nursery Rhymes. It's all the same crap anyways…
Are you fucking idiots serious? You can't see the satire in this entry?
If I were Obama I would swear in on a Kindle. Just to drive everyone nuts I'd leave the Koran on my Amazon wish list as "Purchased".
And I thought I had clicked on the Digg "World & Business" section. Must have hit the "Poor Taste to Entertain" section instead.
What's even scarier than the writer's views are some of the comments that followed.
"Are you fucking idiots serious? You can't see the satire in this entry?"
This DOESN'T surprise you?
I find it hilarious that people read 'news' on Comedy Central and then get all pissy in the comments like the article was real.
And if it was, good. Obama is using a right wing extremist douche to speak on his inauguration day so he might as well balance out the universe by swearing in on a Homosexual Atheist's bible.
LOL